#c2e49

beau: i feel like we shouldn't try and assassinate the head of the cerberus assembly. at least not right now

(nott) he and i became friendly and eventually, we did what people do and got married. (beau) oh, that's not—i went somewhere else. yeah, married. yeah.

(laura) i'm going to cast sending. (jester) hello. (travis) oh boy.

(beau) hey, jester. since we're gonna try and be honest with each other and turn a new leaf—. (jester) are you in love with me? (beau) well, in a way.

(nott) i know that there's more pressing matters, but what did she teach you? (beau) how to kick ass and take names, bitch. (nott) great, cool.

(caleb) your name is...veth. (nott) it was. (caleb) my name was...bren aldric ermendrud. was.

(jester) i don't think a very bad person would care that he was very bad. (beau) do you care about us? you've told us several times how you've been using us. (jester) are you secretly in love with me?

(liam) and i start to unwrap one of my arms. (sam) arms? (laura) like the skin?

(caleb) you have no guns. that was an exaggeration that day. you are just fast and quick and talented. (beau) okay, okay. okay. was that a compliment? (fjord) i think so. it's kinda like when you smile.

(beau) don't run. you can say you don't believe in anything, and that's fine. believe in us, just a little bit? (caleb) i will consider it heavily.

(caleb) i don't doubt any of you at all. you too! (caduceus) uh, yeah. i'll have some if someone's making something. (sam) he could give two shits. (travis) you're going to have to do this twice.

(fjord) what? i swallow shit and make it appear in my weapons. i'm fucking down to throw, you know what i'm saying?

(caduceus) do people throw monkeys into plans? what do people throw? (nott) it's a wrench. (caduceus) a wrench? yeah, this has wrenched our monkey.

(sam) next time on colum-beau!

(taliesin) oh god, there's just dicks over there, i don't know what to do.

(sam) she's running. she has to go do the other d&d streaming show that she's on.

(sam) shit, we should've talked about this during the fucking break. (travis) nope, that would've been out of form for us. no, we don't do that.

(fjord) normally, all about that. (jester) if fjord is saying that is a bit—then you know. (fjord) dragon sucked.

(nott) what was your name before this? (caduceus) those who knew me called me geoff.

(matt) their names are chair. together, they are...chair. (laura & sam) chair'otoa.

(beau) how long have you two been married? (nott) do you count the time that i was dead and a goblin?

(marisha) secret tunnel!

(crownsguard) do you have signed authority? (beau) yeah, it's called this belt and these vestiges on my fucking body.

(nott) guys, there's no one i would rather go rescue my husband with.