#c2e35

Caduceus: (casts Calm Emotions on himself to swim back to the boat and return it to the nice fisherman who loaned it to Fjord) Fisherman: I appreciate you bringing this back. Caduceus: Oh, it's no problem. I think I've had enough ocean for a while. That was... Fisherman: (scoffs) No such thing.

Me, rewatching C2 for the 5th time:

(16) This is a very interesting side of Fjord

(16) Matt probably did say the guy had a fish face, but I really did think he had a human face

(19) Fjord and Beau team of all of time.

(33) Caleb that was so weird but also very cool

(36) Fjord is so hot in this episode

(50) I find it interesting how Cad still talks like he isn't a part of the Nein. Like he's here and along for the ride but he lets the rest of them make decisions

(1:14) Nott really letting her motherly tendencies show through. It's kind of crazy that no one ever noticed that she's insane about mother/child situations

(1:21) I don't think I realized how close Caduceus was to literally just stealing Beau's owl

(1:25) Why does no one question that Marius hangs around the docks at midnight?

(1:38) Beau truly has unlocked a new side of herself with all of this improv

(2:00) I love how they continue to not run. They're all waiting for someone else to be the first to retreat. Tbh I also would not want to run.

(2:03) Sam: "There's like nine of us" Maybe don't use your ironic name to make strategic decisions… (but also I'm so glad they decided not to flee this fight)

(2:13) If I was Marius I would be so confused. They really did unnecessarily escalate this situation. They literally just needed to talk to him and yet

(2:18) They repeatedly talk about how cool monks are and then none of them played a monk in c3 :(

(2:21) I do question Caleb's logic here. They're trying to burn evidence and he's like, fuck it I'll help

(2:29) Travis: "What the fuck are we going to do? Run and jump on the goddamn boat" Well at least they're all aware of how crazy of a plan it is. Sunk cost fallacy

(2:36) I love when Caleb uses expeditious retreat. Actually I love when Caleb does anything

(2:37) Beau: "We swear we're not pirates" I mean you're stealing a boat. That does kind of make you guys pirates

(2:50) Poor Marius has been kidnapped and has no idea why xD

(2:57) Truly the most insane situation

(3:07) Jesus christ Travis, I cannot believe he was so ready to just knock himself out. On one hand, would've been really fucking funny

(3:25) Truly one of the most iconic kills in the campaign. Handaxe to the back of the head (lol i forgot that he lives)

(3:28) I know I keep saying it, but poor Marius

(3:31) Man I love intimating Caleb

(3:34) They're so mean to Marius

(3:35) It's so funny that they basically learned nothing new from this. At least they got a boat

(algar) don't trust him! (marisha) i punch him. (travis) that's right you do!

(jester) where was the palace, is it in the ocean? (fjord) i'm pretty sure— (jester) was it in the ocean? (nott) it's probably not on land, yeah.

(nott) okay, so we got two kills, four maybes.

(jester) worst case scenario, we kill him. (nott) maybe best case scenario, yes.

(jester) i will disguise myself as a tortle, but not the that guy we met, like a tortle that's a girl.

(jester) you could do a prayer of healing. (caduceus) that was what i've been doing, a prayer of healing. (jester) oh really? we could both do prayers of healing. (taliesin) alright, so i'm doing everybody except nott, and i'm adding algar to this. (laura) i'm going to say i'm doing it, too, but i'm not really going to.

(liam) i send frumpkin, who's holding his breath schlooping up on top of his chest. (caleb) he's hungry, and so am i.

(sam) i'm gonna start backing up, just kinda shaking my head. (nott) you people are fucked up!

(taliesin) that's what they get for over-investing in genie-based power systems.

(liam) i take a good long look at it. (laura) i draw a dick on it. (caleb) great, now i have to remember that as well.

(caleb) are you right-handed or left-handed? (beau) well, now he's right-handed.

(jester) fjord swallowed a ball, and it's inside of him now, and he doesn't know what is going on, so— (fjord) we're gonna tell the truth about that?

(liam) caleb summons frumpkin the octopus and i just rub his head like a bond villain, staring at beau. (matt) it kinda squeaks like a balloon.

(nott) you got rid of a dog, that's great!

(matt) go ahead and make a—how do i want to do this? (sam) that's your autobiography title!

(laura) do you get ki points on short rests? (matt) she does, yes. (laura) that's awesome. (sam) monks are cool. (laura) so cool. (sam) clarics suck. (laura) clerics suck the most. i don't get shit on a short rest. (sam) you make people tell the truth and you have a big lollipop.

(matt) alright, starting at the top. 25 to 20? (travis) i rolled a natural 20. (matt) nice! (travis) yasha rolled a two. (sam) classic ashley.

(sam) isn't summer's eve a douche?

(yasha/travis) you okay? (beau/marisha) yeah. wow, yasha. man.

(marisha) do i get advantage because he's incapacitated? (matt) no, it doesn't matter. you can grab him. i just wanted to see you roll.

(matt) you're getting the boat in this, too? alright. let's go ahead and do it. (sam) to get the people, yeah, you've got to get the boat. (liam) yeah, absolutely. what am i, a surgeon?

(travis) let them go. what the fuck are we going to do? run and jump on the goddamn boat? (sam) yeah, of course! (marisha) i was about to do that, yeah. (sam) yeah, of course we are.

(sam) remember how, jester, you couldn't come back to this town? well now we all can't.

(sam) we're doing great, guys! we've killed everybody, we're charming people, we're on a boat.

(laura) honestly, i think we did a pretty good job...after everything. (matt) you turned it around a little bit. (laura) we got a ship!

(travis) it wasn't my intention: the name of this episode.

(sam) okay. what looks to be a pouch of chewing tobacco. okay, got it. could be spice.