Emily: Can I go and sniff 'em
Caldwell: Oh shit.
Murph, incredulous: Can you go and sniff 'em?
Emily: Yeah, I wanna get in real close to the nape of the neck where all your most personal scents come out, and I wanna sniff 'em. (laughs)
Murph: Moonshine go ahead and roll a perception check with advantage.
[Caldwell and Emily laugh.]
Caldwell: I'm gonna be mad if this works.
Jake: Which one is she sniffing?
Caldwell: Both, I guess.
Emily: I mean… I'm goin for both
Murph: Okay.
Emily: I think I gingerly walk towards Hardwon number one. Take in a deep nape of the neck sniff.
Jake: Great, yeah. This is like as I'm squaring up to fight you.
Emily: Then I'm walking into the other one. (laughs) Take another deep huff-a-Hardwon. And I got a… 23!
Murph: Jesus christ. [Caldwell laughs.] Okay. Moonshine, you walk over to one of the Hardwons, um, the one played by me. You… sniff him--
Emily: Uh-huh. Does he smell like he been drinkin?
Murph: He smells like… sweat and blood and alcohol that he's sweating out.
Caldwell: Checks.
Emily: Okay.
Murph: You go over to the other Hardwon.
Caldwell: Oh boy.
Murph: The one being played by Jake at the moment, um, and he smells like sulfur.
Murph: And you quickly think-- this might not actually be gold.
Emily: Ah! So this ain't gold so we gotta figure out which one is actually gold. Umm-- if that's the case, can I just bite the next one to see if I think it's gold?
[Caldwell and Jake laugh.]
Murph: … wow.
Emily: I don't wanna burn all my spell slots.
Jake: Yeah, she'd be able to like, bend it. There'd like, be a little bit of give.
Emily: Yeah. That's what you see when people are testing if something's real gold or not. They bite it.
Murph, incredulous: Moonshine, go ahead and give me a perception check.
[Caldwell laughs.]
Emily: That's gonna be a 23!
Murph, laughing: Moonshine.
Jake: Damn right.
[Caldwell and Emily laugh.]
Murph: You do not press any of the buttons. You go around and you bite each individual gold dragon.
Emily: Okay, I think the first thing Fia's going to look at is-- Fia's looking at-- is Shank out right now?
Murph: Uh, Shank I think was out, 'cause Shank met Kenley.
Jake: That's right, yeah.
Emily: Okay. Shank, uh-- Fia's going to go over, take a sniff of Shank.
Shank (Murph): Aah!
Emily: To see if there is any sort of like-- if it is, you know, the scent of bonfires and dry leaves, and then I will look at autumn. If it is the set of, you know, wisteria leaves-- like-- wisteria flowers blooming I will look into spring.
Jake: Very nice.
Murph: Oooooh. That is… interesting Fia. You fuck me with the weird way you think, my wife.
[Emily cackles.]
Murph: Um, go ahead and give me a perception check you fucking maniac.
Henry (Jake): You know, this is actually perfect, 'cause he hasn't been eating potato skins lately-- he really should smell like himself.
Emily: 18 on the dice! That becomes a… 24!
Murph: Jesus christ.
Caldwell: Mmm. Take a big wiff.
Emily: I fill my nostrils. You see literally some of the shadow is leaving Hank and being inhaled by me.
Shank: Woah! Easy!