highlights from c1e2:
“clearly we’re idiots— stay with me on this”
song of rest (scanlan make you feel real good)
“i could fit you in my lap” “i’ve killed”
the house of vulva
“i haven’t raged yet? but i’m so angry!”
“🎶nooo motherfucker miss🎶”
umber-snail over the waterfall (“toodle-oo shitface!”)
fleshy undercarriage
“🎶le poisson, lepoisson, hehehe! fuck you bitch!🎶”
“sneak attack into his ballsack! i want to stick it in the back of his spider nads and then rip it up his bum”
“nobody touches my man-wife”
“you can’t inspire a cantaloupe, no matter what you tell the cantaloupe it’s not going to feel better about itself. i’ve tried insulting a cantaloupe, you just don’t get anywhere”
this face:
