#c.a.a.t

C.A.A.T (Corporate Automated Attorney T)

@coquettesinclair

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Here's Corporate Automated Attorney (or CAAT for short.) Why does he have cat ears? Because the acronym was very obvious. No human being would defend Mann Co. in court of law, so CAAT was created. CAAT serves as Mann Co's contract attorney, public relations, defense attorney, and prosecuting attorney. He doesn't win all of his cases, but there's no problem a merc can't solve.

CAAT is closest with Bidwell and Mr. Reddy. He doesn't get to interact with the mercs very much, but he does talk with Miss Pauling a lot.

I made CAAT because I thought the idea of an attorney for MANN CO was funny. And I made him a catboy because it is also funny.

The Jack of All Trades, Wolfgang Stahl (+ "Bluey")

@mickmundane

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You know him, you love him--it's everybody's favorite everyman, the one-of-a-kind Wolfgang Stahl! This Jack of All Trades hails from the great state of Arizona, but don't get it twisted--he's no Phonecian. A veteran of war and a helping hand, this middle-aged man has climbed mountains great and small for work, and it seemed to him like TFI would be the next best place to be!

At least, that's one half of the story.

Was his life stolen from him, or did a twisted reflection follow him down from that lonely mountain peak? What happens to the parts of yourself that you ignore, run from, and leave behind? The anger and grief that you sowed--not for the world, but for yourself--will come back to haunt you, face-to-face. It's only a matter of time.