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“You sure got yourself into it this time, Wilson.” Wade spoke to himself as he waited outside an apartment building in Queens. He’d taken plenty odd jobs before. Whatever it takes to keep the bills paid and food coming, right? But this was almost too ridiculous even for him. 

If anyone had told him last week that he would be approached by Tony fucking Stark for a job, he’d have asked them what kind of drugs they were on and where he could find them. Sure, Tony Stark is filthy stinking rich and probably has a lot of enemies, so it wouldn’t be too shocking for him to need a couple scumbags taken out, but no, Stark wanted Wade to babysit some high school kid. A very expensive high school kid apparently. Some lucky lady clearly got her ovaries on some of that playboy Stark juice and won the lottery because there is no way a random kid could mean that much to a man and not be his son.

Wade had been lost in his thoughts for a while leaning against a pretty expensive (borrowed) car that he almost didn’t see the youngest person exiting the building. He quickly pushed himself off the car and jogged over to the boy.

“Hey, kid, you wouldn’t happen to be Peter, would ya? You look like a Peter.”

Wade had been outside for majority of the day, asking people random questions. He had gotten a few good answers and questions, but a majority of those that passed by tried their best to ignore or avoid him. Maybe it has something to do with a certain mercenary’s reputation.  Or perhaps it had to do with the fact that he was no longer wearing Dr. Banner’s glasses? The man behind the Hulk had found him outside the building and taken them back with only mild frustration and irritation.  “That’s because Brucey loves me to much to be mad at me!”

Either way, he only had a page and a half of scribbled notes and doodles. But soon enough he’d have more to write down thanks to Beck Oliver! this Disney kid with the pipping hot cup of caffeine. 

“You can do whatever you’d like! In this household, we appreciate and encourage all types of creativity!” The boy couldn’t see it, but Wade Wilson had the biggest grin on his face behind that red, voice muffling mask. 

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