This week in film:

Disney released a 90% CGI "Live Action" version of an ANIMATED movie and proceeded to be shocked that no one was interested.

Also, Christopher Nolan, acclaimed writer and director of classics like Following, Momento and Inception wastes his precious grey matter and ours with a Remake of The Odyssey.

An 80% live action Remake of the life of Homer Simpson would have been a better idea.

This massive flop comes after his drab retelling of the Oppenhiemer saga was belittled by a GD Barbie doll.

There are also at least 12 different REMAKES in the pipe with no sign of innovation in sight, so get ready to rewatch the old ones instead, Netflixers!

In other Dark World Covers the Under World World News

When it comes to that ol'

Anubis "HAT TRICK"

I'd love to play another little game of Who Got Next???...

But not everyone shares my sense of humor so...