As much as I love my career, it is nice to be able to relax in my own bed. That said, I’ve been doing that for about 48 hours solid, so if anyone wants to change that, let me know. Otherwise, anyone up to anything big this weekend?

I hate to say it, but I have got the worst headache. I’m not sure what brought it on, but I would really like for it to go. Posthaste. I hate taking pills for stuff like this. Does anyone have any decent home remedies for something like a borderline-migraine?

Heyyyyyyyyyyy-yo! What’s up everyone! I’ve gotta say, this is wild. I’m running behind on the whole “hey, how ya doing?” stuff, but...That’s never stopped me before. So, HEY! How ya doing? What’ve I missed? Catch me up, let me into the loop! While I’m at it- anyone in New York free tonight? 

I may or may not have just finished watching Planet Earth on Netflix. That might be the reason I haven’t made any sort of contact with another person for so long that people could most likely speculate that I died. Regardless, I know a lot about nature now, and I’m ready to interact with people in the real world again. Hi, I’m Crystal, and I suffer from a Netflix problem.

“If I die of alcohol poisoning, I want everyone to know that I kinda expected it and totally deserved it.”

The Coffee Shop is so packed.

I already know this place is going to stink.

I want to go out and make a fool of myself, I am so tired of these four walls right now.