the only two gryffindor boys in their year

which means their the only two in that dorms, meant for four or five

and in their first year, they choose beds furthest apart

bc oliver is like “this kid doesn’t like quidditch or football or even really being outside i’m confused and scared”

and percy was like jfc i thought i got away from my older brothers but here they are in this fucking scottish bloke

in their fifth year, oliver becomes quidditch captain and starts tracking mud into the room after every practice and percy is pisSED

percy gets even more pissed when oliver moves one bed closer bc of a “draft” bc why is he ruining a good thing???

also he’s maybe the most frustrating man percy’s ever met and percy grew up with the twins??

he just gRINS when you yell at him????????

and then does exactly what you ask him like you yelling doesn’t even bother him at all???

in their sixth year, the house-elves take away the two beds percy and oliver aren’t using bc they have a huge class that year in slytherin and now percy and oliver are sleeping RIGHT. NEXT. TO. EACH OTHER.

and percy hates the way oliver snores and puts his muddy cloak on the floor next to percy’s bed

and oliver is pants at potions and asks for percy’s help all. the. time.

and percy knows all the answers, of course, but it’s just so fucking irritating the way oliver puts his reading glasses on and turns the lights down so he can focus and plays this really slow, sweet muggle music

and when it happens the last time, oliver is sitting on his bed when percy walks in from rounds and it’s late and the floor is caked with dirt from the pitch and and oliver’s quidditch robes are pilled in a ball at the foot of his bed

and he looks up and grins at percy and says “hey mate! do you get amortentia because i’m totally lost?”

The 31 year old recently filed for divorce following the break down of his marriage with 29 year old, Torrey Devitto. The pair have split amicably and are said to still be good friends. 'Wesvitto', as dubbed by fans, dated since 2007 and were married for 2 years. They met on the set of the movie Killer.