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silly headcanons i am churning in my noggin
- older five left to grow up naturally has the wildest coffee mug collection like just. really obscure shapes or phrases or math shit on them. like one shaped like that mounted singing bass fish. lmao
- post apocalypse five is food insecure / resource guards and has little stashes of snacks hoarded everywhere like in drawers
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For a tua one liner
umbrella academy + once more with feeling (1/?)
all the twists and bends, knowing that it ends
i fear…i fear the fic worms have invaded my brain an irreparable degree. and the five whump…oh the five whump.
post-70s targets i think would be relevant to the butterfly effect and assigned to five by the commission for various reasons (maybe this should be a fic lmfao):
1. freddie mercury
2. the tiger king
3. kendra (the mom from unknown number)
also i think he could have been responsible for the edmund fitzgerald
also buddy holly lmao
(the last two aren’t post-70s but)
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|| Espresso vodka cocktail is something that Five would drink constantly
You can't change my mind
rp specific things i’m in love with in a timey-wimey fivela rp i’m doing with my ride or die
important plot snippets…this is technically a more modern based au with a mix of TUA and time travelers wife time mechanics
1. present (11/12 yol) five was accidentally uncontrollably time jumping to teenage/older lila, and his mom, and some other places
2. younger lila growing up has also been visited by a backward jumping wiser and older five (she has memories of this)
so a past and a future have slowly been building to the middle to start unraveling deeper secret plot points. it’s a love story for the ages. it’s gonna be devastating when things unwind.
ANYWAY little things i love in this universe so far
1. eventually five will find and adopt an orange oriental shorthair kitten with a messed up crooked tail - named schrödinger, or dinger for short.
2. five now (23) is a physics professor at the masters level - he got his PHD hella young
3. lila is secretly working for a version of the commission and was diego’s christmas dinner date (calling herself maya) so when she and five finally met in time with one another it was spider-man pointing lmao
4. five has a dab pen (the focus v aeris - jade) and uses a honey banana strain of live rosin budder <- i am not a ouid person so i had to research a lot to get this lmfao basically a smooth af expensive ass insta-zoot. he only uses it sometimes. not a lot. it’s for his nerves and ptsd about The Incident
5. there’s an incident. it may or may not play into secret plot elements yet to be revealed.
6. five and klaus are actually twins
this is dinger i definitely did not yoink this photo from google images / a pet website lmao shhhh he honks and he’s basically an ESA without ever being described as such but we all know it
don’t ask me how bestie and i reached the conclusion that 50 year old 5 would realistically look like walter elias disney but that is. that is a conclusion we reached. i’m so sorry.
