#c!adarvan

Edwin: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Midas, amazed: Wow… Adarvan, to Midas: Well what does that mean? Midas: I don’t know. Midas, to Edwin: What does that mean? Edwin: I don’t know

Midas: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Adarvan: I’m a knife. Edwin, from across the room: They’re the little spoon.

Edwin: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Midas: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Edwin: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Adarvan: edible

Edwin: Adarvan, keep an eye on Midas today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Adarvan: Sure, I’d love to see Midas get punched. Edwin: Try again. Adarvan, sighing: I will stop Midas from getting punched.

Midas: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Edwin: You’re a hazard to society Adarvan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.