Feeling EXTRA heretical today so: Hear me out - God is a trans man
Points in favor of this argument:
he made his children; referred to as "The Creator", is literally responsible for creating life
his pronouns are capitalized in the Bible like they were trying to emphasize that God uses 'He/Him' pronouns, which you don't have to do unless people are disputing that
no one knows his OG name, just a bunch of other names he's gone by
he's fallen into the trap of going by a three-letter name LMAO
the robes, hello?? (Aka typical "wearing oversized/baggy clothes" stereotype)
Anyways im sure there's more points im missing but im tired so I'll leave that to the people in the reblogs and comment section thx for coming to my tedtalk

















