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No. XIX – The Sun Handsome Jack

*shoves pretzels into my mouth*

"Just bought a pony made of diamonds, yeah, because I'm rich!"

I really don't have a good excuse as for why I didn't post the past few days, kinda just forgot about it.

sooo lets begin:

d-17: we got 2 cog gears from gears of war, freaking love that game, well... the original trilogy at least, fuck judgment, 4 and 5.

d-18: " that's enough of your laziness master, if I got to wake up early and do shit, you will too"

a little jab at my lack of motivation to do anything with my time.

d-19: vocal percussions at whole other level coming from my mind...

d-20: judy wants snu-snu but mr. fox ain't ready to die of broken pelvis.

d-21: pandora's deadliest little bunny... KABOOM goes the weasel.

d-22: "buttstalion?? oh boy are you looking good today, it's kinda, I don't know, between gay and retarded... but in the good gay-retarded way, promise"

"beg your pardon? but I don't know who this buttstalion might be... please sir let me go, I already told you I'm not who you think I am"

d-23: come wayward souls and wander through the darkness, there is a light for the lost and the meek...