#buttpear

Are I do best???? GOOD QUESTION MY PPP!!! * Propeller Pear Pal 

Hmmm, Well according to a wiki article I read a couple of months ago, I seemed to have an interest in the bot-a-ny field! Guess it helps having a garden in the backyard to hunt for subjects grow new friends in!!

But I admit, ever since that day I stuck alligator clips into two potatoes to make a working clock, I became FAS-CI-NAT-ED in putting plants and machines… to-geth-er…

hue hue…

Funny how those two favorable subjects of mine just so happen to be right here. In front of me. 

Interesting…

Why are there crossed out pictures of pears with butts??

Oh, there’s a letter.. “Down with Buttpear, a tyrant and a villian”

“-- they’re worshipping you instead?!”

“You know what, no, it’s fine. So long as Buttpear swears loyalty to me I can overlook this... well I don’t really know what to call it.”

you’re a menace! you swoop in one day and everyone is yelling “all hail buttpear” like you hypnotized them or something!! i’ve met a lot of beings in my travels, but none of them have ever had your specific kind of malevolent aura!!