#buttkeybarnes

(tagging @rosegutz​, @vivian-faberfox​, @thesquidborn​, @zac-films​... Because $10 says a couple of you nerds thought I forgot about you.)

MOST RECENT

Drink?: Water Phone call?: Unknown Number Text?: “Mind Ten” (Yeah, I don’t know what either.) Time you cried?: Uh... Good question?

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice?: Yes Been cheated on?: Yes Kissed someone & regretted it?: No Lost someone special?: Yes Been depressed?: Of course, I just tend to fight my way through it. Been drunk & thrown up?: No

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend?: Yes! @zac-films​ and @vivian-faberfox​ Fallen out of love?: No Laughed until you cried?: I don’t think so. Met someone who changed you?: Yes Found out who your true friends are?: Still working on that. Found out someone was talking about you?: Yes Kissed anyone on your fb list?: Yes

How many ppl from your fb list do you know in real life?: All but one! Do you have any pets?: I have a dog and some snakes! Do you want to change your name?: Am I allowed to answer with “it’s complicated”? What did you do for your last birthday?: Went to the local Halloween Festival! What time did you wake up today?: I’ve slept enough to miss a few nights. What were you doing last night at midnight?: Trying on my Renaissance Faire costume for umpteenth time to make sure it all fits. Name something you can’t wait for?: Moving (because you have to be patient to rule the world). Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Yes What’s getting on your nerves rn?: Money Blood type?: Medical Mystery Nickname?: Turk, Matt, and The Foofinator (like The Terminator, but not). Relationship status?: Single Zodiac sign?: Scorpio Pronouns?: He/Him Favourite tv shows?: Avengers Assemble, Supernatural, Bones, NCIS, Jessica Jones, Daredevil Long or short hair? Short Height?: 5′2″ Do you have a crush on someone?: No [insert deep ramblings here] What do you like about yourself?: My eyes, my intelligence, and many other things that you’ll have to find out for yourself. wink Right or left handed?: Ambidextrous First surgery?: Tonsillectomy First best friend?: Some kid from kindergarten named R.L... I’m not sure how I remember that. First sport you joined?: Soccer/Football First vacation?: Galveston Beach, Texas (USA)

RIGHT NOW

Eating?: Just finished having some reeses’ cereal with milk (I eat mine dry.) Drinking?: Water I’m about to?: Start getting ready for the Ren Faire. Listening to?: Nothing

WANT

Kids?: Uncertain To get married?: Possibly Career?: Being an adult is dumb. I am training to be a Colubrid Snake Breeder.

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes?: Eyes Hugs or kisses?: Kisses Taller or shorter?: Depends on if I get stilts.

Older or younger?: Older Romantic or spontaneous?: Romantic Sensitive or loud?: Neither Hookup or relationship?: Yes Troublemaker or hesitant?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger?: No Had glasses/contacts?: Glasses Had sex on the first date?: No Broke someone’s heart?: Yes Turned someone down?: Yes Cried when someone died?: Yes Fallen for a friend?: That is how it usually happens.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Colored a sketch I did of Trellimar Aleath and Granamyr. u v u

Mark’s first description of Granamyr made me think of a pipe fox, so long and pointy psuedo-dragon snek.

Also, 250x250 icon~

If only Civil War was this simple...

Imagine Hydra shrinking the rest of the Avengers and it just being a fucking  Superhusbands parenting competition INSTEAD OF A TEAR-JERKING MONSTER LIKE WE KNOW IT WILL BE.

Belated Happy St. Valentine’s Day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @craftynemira !!

I know this isn’t /exactly/ what you asked for... but.... Here is the story of how Tom didn’t wind up in this picture, too. So, okay. Setting the scene here....

I know you were all like “Hey, I want Duncan, Sjin, and Tom in here along with my two best buds”, which is cool and all, but then I was like “Shiiitttt.... How do I fit this many people into this huge ass picture?”.

Then I got really distracted and, like, the dog came in and wanted to play, and there were Wookies in here and a D&D game involving a Gnome named Quack who wears an anvil helmet and wields a ball peen hammer and then it got really close to your birthday so now Tom is probably streaking because let’s be honest that coat was big enough to be a creeper coat. Like what if he just opened it up and was all like “YOU WANNA BUY A FISH STICK?”??? Because I could see that with his fucking monotone voice and all that shit.

And that’s the story of how Ross got that butt.

I’m being really grumpy with my style as a person and an artist. Haven’t been producing too many finished pieces because of it. *taps chin* Have some sketches to tide you over.

AND THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I HAVE NOT ACTUALLY EVER REALLY DRAWN SMIFF.