#butt paste

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I DID NOT KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU AND ANOTHER HELPFUL ANON SENT THESE MESSAGES BUT WOWEE

Anonymous said to themegalosaurus:

That tube sam is holding is Boudreaux's Butt Paste, I used to use it all the time when I was a kid. Fun fact, my entire family used to call it "butt paste baby nipples' because the baby on the label had huge boobs. TMI, probably.

I still remember my baby shower. I was a beautiful affair, filled with friends, food, gifts and Butt Paste. ** I received this product for free from MomsMeet.com in exchange for an honest review ** Seriously. Gift after gift I would find a tube of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste included. I had NO idea what it was, but I figured it must be some good stuff if everyone was gifting it. I felt like they…

You Know You’re a Mom When – The Day Butt Paste Enters Your Vocabulary

I still remember my baby shower. I was a beautiful affair, filled with friends, food, gifts and Butt Paste.

** I received this product for free from MomsMeet.com in exchange for an honest review and this post contains affiliate links **

Seriously. Gift after gift I would find a tube of Boudreaux’s Butt Pasteincluded. I had NO idea what it was, but I figured it must be some good stuff if everyone…

REPOST: MOAR BUTTZ, a tale told with pictorial accompaniment.

Context: my day has been long and tiring, and yesterday was largely consumed by dealing with my now-six-year-old son’s ass and the various horrifying products it was creating and dispensing.  I am not in the mood to write a post, but I have always felt like this one didn’t get enough credit.  And most of you haven’t seen it.  So therefore: enjoy.

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So for the last couple…