Secondhand Discomfort

this doll looks like she just ran head-first into a glass door

I can’t tell if this vase was really dirty, or just designed to look really dirty.  I also can’t tell which would be worse

Two bows at goodwill in one day.  perhaps a sign of some sort

Garfield’s commentary on sagittariuses

cursed hat

the 2002 edition of MTV2’s ‘spankin’ new music... a gift from AT&T Broadband and Gateway computers.  This is incredibly 2002 indeed

this book looks creepy and I really don’t like that it looks so heavily used.

by far the grossest thing I’ve ever seen on a cable at goodwill.  I don’t even want to know what that is.

I don’t like that this tape implies there are at least 509 others like this out in the wild.

these designer 3D glasses.  

Perhaps it was an omen

I don’t know if it’s man, myth, or magic on the cover there, but I sure wasn’t going to open it to find out

Welp, time to quit my job because I just found this book with a bunch of Gordo Bucks stuck in it!  Woo!  I’m Gordo rich!

introducing... Mants (minion pants)

Elmo isn’t looking too good here

This is actually a frat boy dog toy, so of course I had to buy it

the worst Robert Kennedy sweatshirt imaginable.  I really want to meet the person that actually bought this to wear.