We can’t make this stuff up, folks. Really, we didn’t: Spanx describes its new underwear as a “Bra… for your Butt!” The Trust Your Thinstincts Booty Bra is the shapewear behemoth’s new creation, a spandex and nylon undergarment that flattens your stomach and lifts and separates your behind. How does it accomplish this feat, you ask? Well, microfiber panels wrap around your core to annihilate any food babies, while expandable fabric just on your butt cheeks allows your booty to stay perky (rather than smushed). Actually, we’re a little surprised no one came up with this miracle fix sooner. So… will burning your butt bra be the new burning your bra? [via FastCodeDesign]