#butliterally

Sometimes, #girldinner is eating your own boobs. Especially when you’re a trans zombie cat man (who needs a snack and no longer needs his breasts). Made 2 different versions. Girldinner as a phrase is more common but boydinner is more applicable in this case.

Anywho...my car is out there on the street looking like she’s just ready to take off for work in the morning!!...but nah! It took about 20 minutes to get that way! 🤣 I was going crazy in the house after this last day and a half (I know, right?! So long 😩😶) so as soon as I saw 75-80% of my driveway was clear from the sun melting snow away, I slid on out to get food. A sub to be exact lol In the end, I came back and after trying to make it into the driveway by pulling straaaighhhtt in (not even backing in! That’s a no go automatically over here lol) - I and Aaliyah hit all kinda craziness and she just didn’t wanna “go home”. No needless to say, I was like “Oh, okay!” And got out with my snack bags and told her I’d see her in a bit ✌🏾 Hopefully she can get it together for tomorrow. Or the street can work with me on helping her out more when she gets to being stubborn 🙄 #mystreetsucksstill #everyoneelseseemstomakeitupourcrazystreetjustfine #itsjustme #butliterally #mystreetisstillstraightice 😩😞 (at La Vergne, Tennessee)

Before my horn was having performance issues. 🦄 #glitterfordays #butliterally #unicornnnn #happyhalloween #WhoAmIu

*happy dance*