Normally I put it on the right side because that’s where the charger and I’ve been doing it that way for...a good while now, but uh...evidently last night I was like, “Nope, this goes over here now” 

I also remember setting it on the floor and glaring at it like, “Why you no turn off?” and realizing I hadn’t told it to shut down... 

Then, instead of getting my phone charger out of my bag I found just a cord (no usb port, wall plug thingy) and plugged it into my phone and called it a night