#burnt niragi

if it isn't the fuckass himself. i love drawing burnt niragi idk why urgurhruhh.. fuck him. i hate him

Like seriously, look at this man

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Alice in Borderland Cooking Show!!!

For today's episode our guest star is Chishiya Shuntaro!

Chishiya: why are you dragging me into this ridiculous thing?

shhh just go with it. I'm choosing you first because I know you won't do it after seeing the others do it.

Chishiya: more reasons for me not to do it.

shut up chishiya

Anyways, what will you be cooking for the audience today?

Chishiya: I'm cooking... a steak

Wonderful! Chishiya will show us how to properly cook a steak!

1. Find your finest meat.

2. Season them with your usual seasoning but remember to consistently sprinkle a little bit of salt.

Ex: "but you guys are really stupid" "we both know that you'll never be as good as me"

Do this for a period of time, this will ensure the meat is prepared.

3. Prepare your cookware. You can make it diy style with some water gun, lighter, and some gasoline.

4. Make sure have enough space in case it gets messy.

5. Blast those fire.

6. Watch your steak being cooked.

If you want it well done make sure it's fully cooked but Chishiya prefers it medium rare so sometimes the steak shoots people again.

7. Enjoy.

I– Did you just tell them how you burn Niragi alive??! We'll be right back–

Chishiya get your ass over here!

*camera cuts off*

Well folks, that concludes today's show! Let us know who do you want to see next in AIBCS next episode!

*my food came in*

Me: hey umm, i think you got my order wrong. i ordered my steak to be medium rare.

The steak: