#bumbling wizard

Following the style of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die I've decided to share some passages of my work-in-progress fantasy novel about a shoddy wizard who accidentally manages to bring back two zombies from the dead in a feat of apparently "true" revival, souls and everything. Since he doesn't know how he did this, he can't answer any of the other necromancer's questions, which is the typically the point at which they pull out the scalpels and go find out for themselves.