#bumbledating

Hi, I’m @ladyand-theapp​! 

If you are a millennial--scratch that-- if you are a person using a dating app to expand your dating pool, then you should just go ahead and follow @ladyand-theapp​. So that we can be in this together!

Until I am somebody’s wife-- the stories you will read will be my journal entries of all my good, bad and off the wall dates along this journey.  After discovering my boyfriend was active on a dating app by swiping right on my best friend (who of course told your sis!) I decided to break up with him and give online dating spin for myself -- and the first time in my life! 

I had absolutely no idea that there were as many dating apps as there is! Like, Lord, can you please just tell me which app my future husband is on. I’m curious to know what was the first dating app you made a profile on ?

Mine was bumble.

I forgot about Matt. I remember the date, but apparently it wasn’t as memorable.

I just remember he seemed jovial, and easy going in text form.

We decided to just grab drinks - right from the get-go. When I went to Trail Bend - one of my favorite nearby taprooms - he was wrapping up hanging out with a sad buddy of his, who I found attractive. Typical.

He was a ginger with a beer and reminded me of Mitch from Modern Family.

Apparently he’s heard that before and wasn’t excited about it. He told me he has been referred to as a Muppet because he was funny looking with a big mouth that opened wide. He wasn't selling himself real well, and now all I saw was Matt the Muppet.

We barely talked, I’d say about 45 minutes over a beer that I think he paid for. He was nice, I was nice. We said goodbye and went our separate ways.

-Who Knows, 2018