“Huh!?” Bertholdt jumped back from the machine in front of him, he’d been so focused on figuring out if it was repairable or just scrap that he hadn’t noticed the blonde approach him. 

“.......”

“I’m not lying to you Bert.” Frowning softly, he shifted closer on the bed, reaching forward to take Bert’s hands in his. “Seriously… He’s just a friend.”

Bert turned his head away as soon as Reiner’s hand slid into his. A cold shudder ran up his spine, branching out along his shoulders and arms, making his hands shake and tremble. He resisted the urge to outright cry.

2 or 3 then. Better colour match uwu

“Did you not even pee this morning? You can’t go a whole day without touching your dick, man, that’s just… unless you like.. Sit down? Sit down to pee. But even then-”

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

“.....Yes. Edging makes the orgasm a lot better.”

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

“No comment.” He meant to say yes.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

“Wait why are you asking me this? You don’t need to know that. But to answer your question I did that yesterday.”

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

{ bulgingbraun }

{text: Blonde Beauty}: …

{text: Blonde Beauty}: I…don’t know how to respond to that.