#bugs shitposting

Iwaizumi/Oikawa/Reader Polyam HC

Iwaizumi being more of a grounding partner and Oikawa being the one that riles you two up.

When Oikawa gets a little bit jealous he gets really grabby and pouty

When Iwaizumi gets jealous he's a lot more calm but voices what he wants

The normal cuddle puddle order goes: Iwaizumi holding you and you holding Oikawa

However if ever the boys have a bad day, they get the middle

It's really soft when Iwa has a bad day: You and Oikawa shower him in physical affection

This is one of the only times you'll see him blush a bit

Oikawa's attached to his waist and you're threading your fingers through his hair and all the stress from his day melts away

If Oikawa is the one with the bad day you and Iwa are a lot more vocal about how much you love him and give him praise

Not to mention do things like read to him, give him a massage, or watch a movie with him

If you're the one with the bad day expect everything you could ever want handed to you on a platter

(I'm not even kidding)

Have a favorite candy that's difficult to get? Oikawa contacted someone who knew someone and got them to deliver you a year's worth supply

Wanted to go out for a picnic but it started raining? Iwaizumi sets up an entire indoor picnic and cooks everything (Oikawa helped with decorating so fairy lights, cute blankets and soft pillows)

Aight so now some more affection stuff

Iwaizumi is a strong kisser

What I mean but this is just, he has an aura of calm and ease

He doesn't mind taking his time

Likes to hold whoever he kisses

Whether it's their face, their waist or their hands

Oikawa on the other hand is very sporatic

He kisses are either short and sweet or desperate and needy

Likes kissing places other than lips because yes he is a tease

But he also does it when he's feeling soft

Kisses on your back shoulder to let you know he's still there

Kisses your palm to calm you down

Ahdjfmf but yeah 😳😳😳 haha just some thoughts

Someone says/texts "come here" everything's fine and I'm chilling

They laughed, however it wasn't graceful, it wasn't graceful what so ever. It wasn't a soft little giggle, cute and palatable. It was loud, it was rough and it was sporadic. The occasional snort would escape causing them to laugh even harder. It was endearing, at least to him. Sometimes it embarrassed them or they worried he'd be annoyed but truth was, he didn't mind it at all. He didn't mind it because that was the laugh of the one person he loved more than anyone in the world. The same person he hoped would take his last name.

Shinsou was a nice enough last name right? Although if it really came down to it, he didn't mind taking theirs. Maybe even a hyphenated last name? Now the logistics of whose name would come first were a whole nother conversation. Would they want to do it alphabetically? Or just have theirs first no matter what? They could always mash them up if they really wanted to. Are people allowed to do that? It's not like anyone would really stop the two of them, as unconventional as it'd be.

Okey my Iida comfort thoughts for the night

Surprisingly, doesn't mind being the little spoon

He just doesn't know how to say it without getting flustered

So if you offer, he will jump at the opportunity

Give him the back rubs, kiss him on the forehead

Just do it, trust me, Iida will melt under your touch and it's the cutest thing ever

Just imagine him with tired droopy eyes, lazily watching you kiss his face and rub your hand up and down his back. Imagine the cutest smile as he says, "Thank you very much my love, I...I have no idea what I've done to be blessed with such an amazing partner," as he pulls you into his chest.

Your hands move to run through his hair now and he lets out an appreciative sigh, "You were you Tenya and that was enough."

APHALNSSLNL I JUST REALIZED HE'D BE GLASSESLESS AND 💓👄💓 AS CUTE AS HE IS WITH THEM, WHEN HE'S WITHOUT THEM,,, WHEW

Would definitely hold your face closer 'in order to see you more clearly' and it's just an added bonus that it makes you easily kissable. Imagine him leaning close because he 'wants to see your ethereal face' and when he's close enough he gives you heart eyes and says, "May I kiss you?" ALJSLNSLNDLJ IM GONNA COMBUST

WHY EVERYBODY THINK IM BABY, IM CHAOS INCARNATE >:(((