#buggledycore

Watching Jackass (and its predecessors) for a project and as someone who is pretty picky about men it's really weird just how attractive most of those guys were in their prime. Never had any idea AND I'm usually not into trashy.

Posture so bad the public toilet keeps trying to flush while I'm still here

Every time I open my fucking mouth I realize how genuinely stupid I am and that this move to the middle of nowhere is the second best thing I could do for society as a whole (behind killing myself which is as on the table as it's ever been tbh)

It really pisses me off when people are talented and hot like I'm neither why are you both?

Seeing old friends out in public is a lose/lose situation cause like either we had a falling out and can't speak to each other or we just drifted apart but they have like jobs & shit now so I just get embarrassed.

Liking someone is so embarrassing because like what do you mean Instagram suggested me one of their Threads (fuck Threads fr) where they drop their LB username and I not only got excited, but was their FIRST FUCKING FOLLOWER

The paralyzing fear of leaving a totally inconsequential comment on a cute girl's tiktok just so she has to know you exist for a second