#buff!sal

It's been awhile since I've last written a 'random thought' post on my blog.. too long. Might be a lil' rusty but just wanting to share some simp shit n' such.

[ fyi character used here is an adult ]

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The reoccurring thought of 'buff sal in pigtails' or him in pigtails while lifting (working out ingeneral) makes me giggle however not 28ylo or middle aged sal, oh no, we're talking 18-24 y/o Sal, why this specific age range?

Well.. can't see him wearing them afterwards as he's getting up in age perhaps occasionally from time-to-time but I personally headcanon after some time he enjoys his hair being down.. mostly due to him wanting his s/o to play/pet his hair such a sweet silly man.

I just like to think in my "AU" (I suppose..) when Larry started working out he had encouraged Sal to join him, gym bro's, upon discovering or Larry's mistake (lol) his little brother would be bigger than him later on down the road but.. I dunno while working out he just wears the pigtails and doesn't give two farts and a fuck what people think of his "gym style" I guess.

... I also like to headcanon he flexes or makes silly poses with his pigtailed hair and Larry & Todd are like: "he's doing it again 😮‍💨" while Neil's like: "cool salio 😎"

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This is my best random thought but.. I figured I'd share something since I haven't written anything in a very long time now.. hopefully this doesn't flop and hopefully you all enjoy it.