THE GOLDEN PEARL TEA INITIATION
📍Golden Bubble Tea Shop — Hive District Branch 🎉 NOW OPEN. FREE TRIAL ALL WEEK.
He stands behind the lacquered counter, glistening in his gold-trimmed polo, smiling like he’s got the secret to eternity in his hands. And maybe he does. In the cup he offers, golden liquid glowing under warm lights, black pearls clustered at the bottom like seeds of power, lies the first step.
The Golden Pearl Tea. Formulated by Head Manager PDU-001. Tastes like honeyed heaven. Hits like a warm trance. And best of all? “It’s HEALTHY.” 😇
Recruiters nod in agreement. @brodygold sipping on his third cup. @goldenherc9 blending his with pre-match protein. @polo-drone-001 handing out loyalty cards like hypnotic tokens. @polo-drone-125 already designing hive-wide uniform variants for staff.
See how friendly Percival is behind the counter? See that sweet smile? ☺️ You think you're just here for tea. You’re staying for the uniform. You’re staying for the glow. You’re staying because now you belong.
☕ FREE TRIAL during opening celebration week. ✅ Good taste guaranteed ✅ Coming back guaranteed ✅ Joining us guaranteed 😈
