#bsrb

recently, more like... Two hour ago, I downloaded "Bewitching Sinners Royal Blood", and you know, I first thought "eh, it's in demo, how attached could I be?"

VERY.

LOOK. LOOK AT HIM! HOW CAN I NOT?!

LONG WHITE HAIR, IN UNIFORM, A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, DEEPLY JEALOUS/INSECURE? DOES HE NOT SOUND LIKE A XAVIER X CALEB FANCHILD?! I KNOW THERE WAS A LOVE AND DEEPSPACE REFERENCE! CMON, HE'S BOTH OF MY MAINS!

*evil cackling ensues*

Oscar, the dramatic irony is coming for you. There is no escape. Your fate was sealed as soon as you opened your mouth. The narrative has spoken; you will fall.

He's gonna have to eat those words, and I can't wait.

Quill and Thane are vampire hunters! Also, Thane might be sent to Vortec as backup? That would also necessitate sending Fia as well because they're soulbonded, right?

Thane's involvement has also been foreshadowed in the demo. While exploring town, Palmier sees a painting, and he thinks the artist might be an old friend. And while exploring the castle, Mischa discovers a note left by their alternate self talking about Thane's mother.

Will Thane finally find the cure for his mother?

BUT we know that Winston is keeping Palmier's involvement a secret.

They're gonna show up and tackle Palmier; they'll be so glad to see him. We've seen in the demo that Palmier holds a metric shit ton of self-loathing, especially with respect to his friendships. It'll be interesting to see him confront that loathing when his delusion meets reality.

Look at that Palmier's character flaws fall into the theme of drowning in delusions.

He gave me a ring and a necklace??? Sir, that is a proposal.

BSRB IS MAKING A COMEBACK!

Sure, there was some drama surrounding the downfall of one of the most beloved WAHM diaper makers, but let's give Joyce a chance. She's made the official announcement after much speculation of a possible return. I've got to give her credit, she wrote quite a professional note on her return to WAHM-dom.

"Early this year, I closed up my shop with the intention of setting Bagshot Row Bamboo to the side indefinitely. My last few weeks in business were not my most shining moments, to say the least. The decisions that I had made at that point were not the best for Bagshot Row Bamboo, and my service suffered as a result. I am the first to say that the delayed response to email inquiries and later shipping times was not acceptable. Rather than offer excuses for the choices that I made, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for the inconvenience that those moments caused my customers... I would also like to dispel the rumor that funds were taken from customers with nothing to show in return. This is a fallacy. At the time that I closed up shop, I issued many refunds and shipped the last of the orders to customers who chose to receive their product rather than a refund. If there were any refunds missed during this time, it was an honest oversight, and to my knowledge there are no customers left without funds or product."

So stop being hoebags and saying you never got a refund or your diapers.

She also goes on to talk about the sacrifices she made as a WAHM and let me sum it up for you:

She did many freebies

She didn't raise prices and instead took a cut in profits when she could have charged out the butt because everyone wanted her product

She busted her ass to do customs when people couldn't successfully stalk

She's basically awesome