#brushee

ARIES - The Ur-Tooth

TAURUS - Janitor

GEMINI - Flosso Sunshine

CANCER - Panglo

LEO - Madame Sunshine

VIRGO - The Hampire

LIBRA - Braceletta

SCORPIO - Elsa

SAGITTARIUS - Brushee Sunshine 

CAPRICORN - Brushworth Sunshine

AQUARIUS - Detective Dankent

Hey, so I recently discovered Fall of the House of Sunshine, and I binged the whole first season in like five days.

I was absolutely appalled at the lack of fan content for this incredible podcast, so I had to take matters into my own hands, so here’s my headcanons for Flosso, Braceletta, and Brushee!

(sorry for the bad quality, idk shit about photo editing. on the other hand, who knew mid-2000s kids tv show host was such a fun prompt for character/outfit design!)

THIS WEEK ON THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF SUNSHINE…

Oh my Goodness!  Now we know the true tale of that tailless pooch-no-more, Elsa - what horrors await our delicate ears as she begins her three ring revenge-cus under the blood top??  And howzabout Detective Dankent, Agent Bigfoot and Panglo? Last we heard they were wandering the woods near the burned down sanitarium, comparing notes on the Brushee murder and planning their next move. And Flosso - what are his plans now that no one in New Molar’s Enamel Council is left to stand in his way? And what of Jim American, a character we haven’t met yet? Oops, sorry! SPOILER.

Coming Wednesday, Episode 7 of the Fall of the House of Sunshine:

Credits and Lyrics for Brushtime Bootleg 1: The Tooth that Knewth the Pearly Truth

starring:

Brushee - Matt roi Berger Teeth - Melissa Lusk

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg music by Matt roi Berger

The Tooth that Knewth the Pearly Truth

BRUSHEE

Once there was a tooth that was never brushed In a mouth that stank of sin So he wriggled from his gum Leapt the tongue and took a plunge - To craft a path of dental cleanliness

His rotting neighbors cried, 

TEETH

He ain’t too bright! Little tooth, your vice is pride!

BRUSHEE

But to their dismay, He said, “keep your decay! Mine is a higher bite!”

So our pure and shining tooth made his way to the docks, And met a crab who was looking to serve. He heard the tooth’s good news Of a bright and Pearly Truth And together they set sail on the surf.

Can a tooth bust loose and find his way? If his roots are rotten, they will lead him astray! But if he’s clean and pure and full of root His path will bite a way to the Pearly Truth! Yeah his path will bite a way to the Pearly, Pearly Truth!

So the tooth and the crab sailed the seven seas Floss-O-Phising on the Pearly Truth Convinced many to try it But then were set on by a pirate Who stole away the tooth and his crew!

The pirate was a beast that stank of grease (ED. Greece?) And was jealous of this zealous biter He said

PIRATE

Recant your ideals, Or your friend becomes a meal!

BRUSHEE

And he dangled the crab above a fire. But the tooth held strong - his faith, it would not wane! And then the crab stabbed the pirate again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again!

So always brush your teeth and remember this tale Should you question where your roots should lead The rotten will be splintered and stabbed in their innards The blessed will ascend and receive...