#brunnhildethor

Oh YEET

Some of these are AU where they made it to Earth btw

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?

I mean they’re both pretty old, but Thor is canonically younger than Valkyrie so I’m gonna say him. it’s probably tied into “what am I gonna look like when I’m an old king” (while that was still applicable to his situation) instead of “am I gonna have wrinkles???” tho

who hogs the blanket?

they both do it and it got so bad they have to sleep under separate blankets, or specially made blankets that are so big it’s like two put together, meaning they each get one while still being under the same blanket together

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Thor. Valkyrie doesn’t understand why humans like pizza at first, but then she has some and likes it, but only wants the “good parts” so Thor eats the crusts (’cause he likes them for some reason lmao)

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

Thor. he’s a lot more emotional than Valkyrie is, so yeah when a dog dies in the movie they’re watching, he’s the one with tears in his eyes while Valkyrie’s like pretending she’s not upset by the emotions onscreen too (tho she doesn’t cry, because it’s just a dog)

who talks smack while playing video games?

Valkyrie. she gets in the zone and it just slips out. also, if she’s playing a game with strangers, those strangers are usually boys saying she can’t play because she’s a woman, so she dunks on ‘em while categorically mocking every single one of their fuck ups

who sings along with the radio?

Valkyrie. it takes a while to get used to Earth music but once she does, she sings her favorite songs and sometimes, especially if she’s in the shower, accompanies them with like hand movements/acting. she really really gets into it

who would enter them both into a talent show?

probably Thor just bc that seems like something he’d be interested in doing?? Val would either opt out or win the whole competition, no in between

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

Thor. he was the prince of Asgard, he doesn’t know how to cook for himself, and also when he’s hungry and doesn’t want to wait for the oven, he will use lightning and he will scorch the ceiling and counters

who would throw the other into a pool?

Val would throw Thor and jump in right after. Thor likes when she shows how strong she is, and she likes touching his bare chest and then seeing it dripping wet, so it’s a win-win situation

who shops for groceries?

they probably have servants for this lmfao, I just don’t see either of them doing it really

who kills the spiders?

generally neither, but sometimes Val will be too tired to release it outside and she’ll put a cup over it and forget about it

who is the morning/night person?

I get the feeling they’re both disgusting morning people who get up early to work out or run laps or something, and though they can stay up late just fine, their internal clocks wake them up with the sun and then they’re both tired all day long

whO PROPOSES?

I can’t decide

if it’s Thor, he’s a big bumbling idiot about it like stumbling over his words and blushing like “I know that you do not care for Asgardian royalty...that is, you do not care for past royals, I would hope you care for me...no, I mean I KNOW you care for me, you’ve said so, but....” “get to the point babe” “I’m very poorly attempting to ask you if you would like to be the queen of Asgard...that is, if you would like to marry me....” “I would love that”

if it’s Val, I imagine that it’s after a battle or a long day/week or sex, they’re tired and in bed, and they’re just laying together and she feels so at peace, and suddenly it feels like the Right Time to do something about the question that’s been rolling around in her head for a while now, so she takes his hand in hers and whispers “Thor?” “yes?” “I love you” “I love you too” “I wanna spend the rest of my days with you” and she’s feeling awkward about it, but it’s the right choice and she’s happy she’s doing it, esp when he says “I do as well”