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my thoughts after watching the first two episodes of smosh vs. zombies:
brody is in love with savannah but thinks he’s in love with gracie
savannah is in love with gracie but doesn’t understand that’s what she’s feeling
gracie is in love with brody but also has an extremely homoerotic codependency with savannah
and bernardo is in love with his unicycle
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The phone conversation in episode five be like
Savvy: Guys...I think I like someone!
Angelina: A boy?
Savvy: Oh please, obviously a boy! Why...why would you even ask that? I mean, I know some girls like girls....but I, Savannah Reed, am not that. I like men. I only like men. I have never wanted to be in a relationship with another female once in my entire life. Other girls might want to, but I have not. Most definitely. Other girls might have dreamt about kissing a short haired cat in the moonlight, brushing your paw through her beautiful blond fur while you stare into her forest green eyes that have inexplicably turned blue...but I have not done that. Other girls might have felt confused as to why they felt butterflies when they were ten and a certain someone clampsed their paw. Other girls may have just chalked up their absolute adoration of a certain friend-even long after they’ve stopped communicating-as just being really good “best friends for life.” Other girls desire for a boyfriend may actually be caused by the sudden awareness that the relationship they dreamt of having for years was shot down, and are now looking for a way to fill the gap in their hearts...but that is not me. That is not something that Savannah Reed has ever done. Not once in her entire life. No sirree.
Whenever Brooke and Savannah get into an argument
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Brooke and Savannah Relationship Board! (1/?)
Savannah: Are we best friends? [Looks at Brooke, who is nodding vehemently] What is this? Why - are we in the first grade again?
Brooke: We’re BFFs. [Savannah cringes] We are. BFFL.
Savannah: I know it seems like we don’t have a lot in common. In fact, usually I hate people like her.
Brooke: It’s true. She hates anyone who can leave the house wearing a tutu when they’re not trying to be ironic about it.
Savannah: No, I still hate your tutus.
Brooke: [Looks at Savannah and quietly says] What?
Savannah: [Looks back at Brooke.] Well? Come on. Brooke... it’s a tutu, I mean..
Brooke: It’s because it’s pink, right?
Savannah: [Dryly] Yeah, Brooke. The color is the issue.
Brooke: [Turns back to camera and nods] She would like my tutu if it was black.
Savannah: [Shakes her head no behind Brooke]
