#bros before...

Because of HIM, I’m sure the whole school now thinks I proposed...

...in the bathroom...

...to Nino.

Not that there is anything WRONG with Nino, I mean I would totally Just, it's not like I don't swing that way because have you SEEN It's not like I haven't considered him or maybe even Ma Look, if it wasn't for Ladybug, then

...I need to find a worse cheese.

It was right at the end of lunch break. We had both gone to the bathroom, and I was washing my hands when... it happened.

I... I just kept looking at the stall door. Like, it was this horrible, physical barrier between me and him and...

...mon dieu.

I scratched at it. I whined at him to hurry up and come out. At one point I started to CRAWL OVER THE DAMN STALL DOOR!

And of course, he was pissed, but I-- I COULDN'T MAKE MYSELF GET UP AND LEAVE!

Next thing I know, the stall is slamming open and he's lecturing me on bathroom etiquette while I'm just... cowering like a kicked kitten.

And maybe... maybe that could have been explained away. Maybe we could have salvaged that highly odd, but perfectly excusable positioning...

...if only I hadn't opened my mouth.

If only I hadn't let my damn curiosity (I BLAME YOU PAGG) get the better of me... If ONLY I hadn't continued to kneel there while I asked a question....

A question to which my rather embarrassed bro responded with a rather loud “YES!”...

...right as Kim walked in.

It doesn’t help matters that Nino forgot to zip his fly. Based on Kim’s reaction of “I thought Max and me were the only ones…”

...pretty sure even I can guess what other activities he assumed were going down happening before that…

Do you think Ladybug would be willing to trade Kwami's?

-Adrien My-Bro-Not-My-Bride Agreste