I was going to do an Addams Family themed rap, but my beat-boxer isn’t here, that’s the only reason it’s not happening. So, Ames. Today has been a crazy day, but I shouldn’t be surprised, because we’ve had a lot of crazy days. There was our first date, our first kiss, the first time you told me you loved me, and the day you told me you would marry me. Also yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, because every single day that I get to be with someone as amazing as you is crazy to me. I love you, and I’m worried about dancing in front of our friends. The end.

Okay, well, I’ve been planning this wedding for the last six months, and if you told me yesterday everything that was gonna go wrong, I would have had a panic attack that sent me into the ER. But I’m here, and I’ve never been happier. Life is unpredictable, not everything’s in our control but as long as you’re with the right people you can handle anything, and you Jake Peralta are the right person for me. But I do have some bad news... There is a bomb at this wedding as well.

What?

Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors. 

I love you so much. You’re my dream girl.

Gotta Catch ‘Em All: Brooklyn Style

the Brooklyn 99 Pokémon crossover no one asked for

Stephen: You burnt down the sanctum?

Thor: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately.

I’m bored so why not?

🔘 Louisa Durrel / Spiro Halikiopoulos (The Durrells)

🔘 Leonard Finch / Daniel Marlowe (Grantchester)

🔘 Sherlock Holmes / John Watson (Sherlock)

🔘 Lord Alfred / Edward Drummond (Victoria)

🔘 Chidi Anagonye / Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)

🔘 Geordie Keating / Cathy Keating (Grantchester)

🔘 Raymond Holt / Kevin Cozner (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

🔘 Thirteenth Doctor / Yasmin Kahn (Doctor Who series 11)

🔘 Charlie Smith / Matteusz Andrzejewski (Class)

🔘 Merlin / Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

🔘 Pythagoras / Icarus (Atlantis)

🔘 Amy Santiago / Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

🔘 David Budd / Julia Montague (Bodyguard)