#broken new

Chili’s has rebranded to “Billy’s Chompy Meals for Hungry Bog Boys”

Though many customers are confused, one bog boy said “I’m so GREEN”

A local man has slathered himself in peanut butter and stuck bread to his face in an attempt to be a peanut butter sandwich.

“It’s not what it looks like” he told today yesterday this morning

We are still unsure what it looked like

Please contact us with any further relevant information

The bank robbers have robbed the bank

We interviewed one bank teller who says “yeah, I knew they were robbers and all but I didn’t think they would rob us”

We interviewed one robber who said “I robbed the bank along with my fellow robbers, Steven Johnson, Rebecca Micheals, and Sir Albert Jothenmier”

Police say they will not be investigating any further due to the robbers’ honesty. “Because they were so honest and handsome we will be dropping all charges” says one suspiciously robber shaped officer.

Sir Albert Jothenmier say “Hello”

The football team scores the football in the goal! Everyone is so happy!

And you know what they say, the football doesn’t fall far from the horses mouth!

Player #37 also known as joe has just died! On the field! Oh no!