(( Where did I put everything again? One cup - online))
((Good morning you delightful donuts of delicious diction. I’m gonna try and fire off some replies today and like 32934834 things of yours and read and comment and maybe even post some memes. You dunno. I could be readin’ ur blog right now. Except. I’m writing this. So-- Anyway-- If you ever question your intelligence, please remember that I:
Spend 20 minutes yesterday looking for the pam to spray a baking sheet down. Didn't find it. My husband informed me that he found the missing pam. In the fridge.
Lost my phone in the house yesterday 5 times. It was basically set down one or two inches away from where I usually put it.
Husband couldn't find the bandaids yesterday morning. He said he looked in the bathroom and couldn't find 'em anywhere so found a spare floating around. The box was on the bathroom sink.
GOOD MORNING! I can't wait to see what I do today. It's a bright, beautiful new day for fuck ups! I gotta laugh. Because it's hilarious! Take your pills, your vitamins, hug your pets, if they aren’t the huggable types make lovely kissy noises at them, drink ya water, and remember you’re FAB.U. LOUS! ))
