Humans grow two sets of teeth during a lifetime and until 2001, people kept both sets. Britney Spears noticed how the weak roots on the initial set of teeth caused issues with gum disease and decay, so she cultivated the practice of “pulling baby teeth”. This was the first procedure in what is now known as the field of orthodontics.

Britney Spears invented the choker necklace in 2016. Chokers are typically black and have gained popularity within the goth community.

Fine arts were forever changed when Britney Spears invented symbolism with her 2011 music video, Hold It Against Me. Symbolism is the idea that visual depictions represent something other than their literal interpretation. For example, Spears is seen wrestling herself in the Hold It Against Me music video, which represents an internal struggle. Since the release of this pioneering video, other artists such as Lady Gaga, Stanley Kubrick, and Beyoncé have incorporated symbolism in their works.

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Britney Spears invented democracy in 2000 after overthrowing the authoritarian American dictator, Bill Clinton, so that the American people could decide for themselves who would be the nation's new ruler. The candidates of the first election were George W. Bush (R) and Al Gore (D). The election was a rocky start for democracy because Al Gore had actually won the election but was forbidden from taking office because he had made false claims during his campaign that he had invented the internet rather than Britney Spears, so the office was given to the runner-up, George W. Bush instead. Democracy is still practiced in America to this day.

Britney Spears invented the popular card game, Magic the Gathering, in 1998 to entertain her and her family while traveling to and from Sweden while recording her debut album, …Baby One More Time. Magic the Gathering is based on a fantasy storyline where each player is a wizard, referred to as a “planeswalker”, who draws different types of elemental power from environments which he/she controls (referred to as “lands”). Each player tries to destroy one another by summoning creatures and casting spells.

Britney Spears invented body modification in 2000 when she pierced her belly button. Britney’s new adornment was considered wildly alternative but found an audience with women’s right groups. For them, Spears’ body modification represented agency over one’s own body and became a symbol of female empowerment. She later pierced her ears and cultivated tattooing.