thank you i’m trying mi best

LACEY MY GEM ! @herlead &@britishspy A BIG POSITIVE BOOST FOR YOU ! You’re juggling a lot atm but I hope you’re safe and the days are being kind to you ! I wish you a lot of love / kindness and tender moments and you’re amazing !

“do you think trees have feelings?” “oh my god i’m the next virgin mary” “wait thats not true i’m not a virgin” “some dicks are too big. ” “i love you and your obsession with donuts so much” “if i was a queen i’d buy like . . . 1,000 pools” “can our wedding song be all star or is that too much for you” “i’ve never been the same since zayn left one direction” “when will evolution kill off white people? ” “she’s not dead i swear! just asleep” “i wouldn’t KILL HER ! just hit her in the face.” “i was trying to kill a spider and i burned my arm can you help”  "when all else fails we will always have ice cream." "how do you wake up knowing that shrek never got an oscar?" "i got wasted after one drink woops" "i don't remember taking that picture but damn i look good" "sometimes you need to play six hours of call of duty" "do you think donald trump drinks kool aid? i bet he does" "leia organa is a national treasure." "i want to choke mike pence. and NOT sexually." "i love my grandafther han solo." "did you know hermione granger is my second aunt twice removed?" "fuck i ate 11 bananas do you think i'm gonna die" "i sneezed 11 times in a row i think i'm the devil" "its 10 pm somewhere. 10 pm is my bedtime. goodnight." "do you think obi wan would be proud of you for doing that?" "my cat just licked my thigh i guess you could say the pussy wanted pussy!" "why aren't boats called waterplanes? i'm sad" "i love you so mani" "respect the power. lmao jk fuck the power."

lois:  did you know i met him? like i met him personally. did you do that? we met and we talked and he was nice. you don’t know anything about him. he was so nice to me. you’ll never understand

for @britishspy

nathan prescott kicked my son in the ribs.