#bringmesomebaekon

Hi there!! Guessing rising signs is so FUN but also HARD! I’ve been pondering and i do have some ideas~

-Taemin, pisces rising: @noticemedongsaeng and i chatted abt this one offline and we both had pisces in mind for him, so consider her post seconded on that one!

-Kibum, aries rising-- action oriented, willing to try new things, expand ideas past comfort zones, and take risks. Physical energy is direct and snappy, with a distinctively loud and sharp voice. Eyes are bright and active with thick brows. Leads with the self. 

-Jonghyun, gemini rising-- easily engaged and easily distracted by many intellectual interests. Physical energy is buzzy, alert, receptive and engaging. Movement of the head and eyes is fast and lateral, speech is variable in volume, rising and falling dramatically and paired with dramatic, expressive hand-talking. 

-Jinki,  aqua rising-- group minded, engaging and friendly, but off-beat and unpredictable socially. Energy is outward facing and uniquely magnetic even though generally quiet and appearing introverted. Voice is distinctive and can be used to grab attention when wanted, but not loud in general. Forehead is squared, build is sturdy. 

I’m so sorry I’m late, I’ve been busy but here is my (kinda) Top 10(I mean let’s be honest, you can’t just choose 10 pics of Jinki):

20150912 - The day everybody looked so good

ONDREW - Need I say more

View Outfit - An era of looks

This selca - The god of selcas

SMTown Halloween Party 2015 - The best Halloween costume honestly

Married to the Music - Best concept

Airport - Softess Boy

Married to the Music(again) - lOOK i sTIll wANt thAT TrASH tSHiRT

1of1 Comeback Stage 20161007 - AHHHHHHHH

ugUI OuBldkfhv,Y IL lIRIY L 

lmao that one is

Lesbian at the club that ignores you when you try to flirt with her but then later you walk in on her getting her dick sucked in the bathroom and she invites you to join

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📥favorite thing to receive comments on Honestly just like. Any of my fantasy things lmfao they're always very fun and I like playing around with them but people don't seem to like them?? If you're reading this you're legally required to go through my fantasy tag and rebagel something and tell me your favorite part in the tags

😈something that I enjoy doing that I think my readers hate Nothing that I think people hate because it's like. Who spends time hating on fics on the internet. But like again my fantasy stuff and also my girlee stuff never gets as much attention lmao

👖planner, plantser, or pantser? Me looking up what the hell a pantser is lmao but I guess I'm in the middle?? Usually I have like a vague plot and some conversations are scenes that I want to write but usually I just like. Think about them while I'm falling asleep and also listening to music and a podcast at the same time lmao and sometimes I just start writing and I have no idea what I'm doing or where are I'm going but I end up with a fic anyway so it works out

📚do I read my own stuff Yeah obviously lol what's the point of writing shit if I'm not going to read it again later and go uwu

🤔hardest part of writing fics The answer to this has changed over the years but right now I'm really struggling with and working on describing settings like. Where are they and what does it look like and all of that. Because at some point I realized I never really do that and I probably should lmfao

shinee & mommy things

I do and you are so correct

jinx is Mommy but like. Hot mean Mommy. Yes ma'am Mommy. Miss Sookie may I touch your booty please Mommy. to Jonghyun only she is soft Mommy. She would be soft Mommy to choi but choi likes when she is a little mean. sherlock hair. Thigh highs… corset. Lipstick. She costs a lot of money

Jonghyun wants so bad to be mommy but the world expects all Mommies to be dommy step on me Mommies and he thinks that is homophobic that he cannot be subby Mommy because he just wants to do fucked up gender stuff and fucked up kink stuff and also get pregnant and he shouldn't have to be a Dom to get to do that. and he goes on such a long rant about this one time that the other four can't even get a word in that they never expected him to be dommy Mommy in the first place. Anyway whenever Taemin specifically calls him Mommy he nuts immediately in his dick and in his heart. Also junghee just as desperately wants someone to Mommy for her so she can put boob in mouf and get called good girl

gwi always calls Taemin a coward because Taemin is a coward and won't admit that he wants to roleplay Mommy Mommy and keeps calling them Step Mommy but they do the roleplay for him anyway. Meanwhile minjung is calling them Mommy Mommy and they're having the time of their lives. gwi is mean dommy Mommy like Jinx but they smile about it :3c

choi suffers because he is tall and buff and butch and hot and everyone wants her to be dommy Mommy and step on them but he is just. She is just a little babie. he cannot change thsi. Once in a blue moon if no one else is around and Junghee is needy than she will let Junghee call him Mommy but that is it

That one is also one of the prompts I got the other day for gwi triggering taes mommy issues and I'm pretty sure they didn't mean for me to make it horny but I definitely made it horny lmfao

I'm posting it next week so I don't want to spoil too much but

An hour ago, Gwiboon pulled every single piece of Tae's dirty clothes off of the top bunk of their bed and dropped them on top of Tae while she was lounging in the bottom bunk playing some shity horror game on her phone. "Do your laundry," they had told Tae, "and I'll be at the gym. Later."

An hour ago. Which, by their reckoning, is enough time to have everything in the dryer. Or in the washing machine. Or at least in a lump of clothes at the foot of the bed. But when Gwiboon gets back home and looks into the bedroom, Tae is still just hanging out, covered in dirty clothes, nose buried in her phone. 

"Come on,” they huff, pitching their voice high the way they know Tae hates. 

"Come on you?" Tae asks, not looking up. "Sure. If you insist.” she smirks at her phone; Gwiboon narrows their eyes.

okay but actually going to a shopping center is better because it’s not directed to tourists so it’s more ‘authentic’. Aah I’ve never been to Bruges to be honest lmao but I’ve heard it’s really nice

I’ll post the recipe tonight, I need to translate it first :) 

I live in the Flemish part so I speak Dutch :) 

aaah thank you 💕💕💕 I wanted to support our mango but now I'm back to the ot5 mood!!

AAH I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT

waffles really are a great thing!! Did you eat the Brussels kind? (the one with all the toppings) or the Liegois kind (sugar inside, usually no or little toppings)