#brinepools

like it sounds like an exaggeration but it’s very true

basic personal hygiene is very very difficult for me on bad days/weeks but i can think about the nice smells and how it feels and really cleaning my body does feel like cleaning my mind....... a lot of the time it’s just working up the ability to do it

Six characters I relate to meme.

holy fAAAAAKKKKK fucking midsummer shitty as shit can be alright well i bet skwigaar hates it sorta cause he just associates it with a buncha drunk adults (read his mother and whoever she decides to…. get to know.. and like 50 people he’d never met and wish he never have to meet ever again) loud annoying snaps songs and the most boring evening of the year spent at some mosquito infested lake/pond somewhere in småland at some questionable relatives summer place

he’d spend the evening alone alt. being sorta forced to hang out with someone elses kids (not that he like them but yanno) suffering through the evening too smoking a pack of cigarettes each secretly in the woods somewhere just waiting for all the adults to just get hammered already and let them go back inside and watch TV or whatever gOsh ams bullshits !!! didnts wants to goes anyways just lets us back insides

toki would prolly like it tho………. he wouldnt care much for the actual THING but he’d gladly participate in små grodorna and stupid shit like that and he’d prolly like the entire get-together aspect of it, highly doubt his parents ever did anything like this or even close and he didnt have any friends who’d invite him over (even if they did he’d prolly not been allowed to go) when he was younger so the happy feast atmosphere would suck him in like an insect to a nightlight. and also good food i mean hello fucking amazing NYPOTATIS OCH DILL

and skwis would be annoyed because war flashbacks of shit he could totally have survived without witnessing as a kid/teen during ~~the wonderful midsommar~~ and he would literally only go cause toki asked (begged) him and he was promised beer.. but he would it touch it. cause someone brought their kids and the least he could do is just eat the fucking strawberries with cream shut the fuck up and stay sober.

toki would get tipsy and giggly tho and theyd prolly end up eaten by mosquitos and in some crappy guestbed at wherever they got dragged for the celebrations and skwisgaar would complain all evening cause hes cold and toki would end up his personal snuggie in an attempt to make him alright content and able go to sleep

well the “i found this naked swedish dude playing the violin in the middle of the forest pond and my parents told me not to speak to him but he sorta cornered me when i was out fishing and stole my bronze brooch and i’ll get in serious trouble if i dont get it back ‘cause its hella expensive and a family treasure passed down for many generations” au is just me shamelessly projecting my love for fossegrimen/näcken on to these poor scandigayvians and also i’d like the idea of him teaching toki how to play the violin 👌👌👌👌👌 (he sorta considers drowning him but there would be no game in that at all so he gives him another chance at life and gay stuff ensues see u all in hell)

ye old norse au is under construction and thats also just me shamelessly projecting my weird terrible smol n tol love so mmMmmmhhh basically toki is a thrall at this aight wealthy familys place like no jarl or whatever just and oki-rich-whatever-sweet-dildo-dealer. and skwisgaar is also aight wealthy (occupation is under construction we shall return shortly with further updates because i have like five dif ideas atm ahahah) and he spots this shitty lil dude at the autumn feast and hes like :((((( his privileged lil bubble is hurting so he offers some silver but toki refuses and gets sorta upset cause “you wear fur and amber and you offer me a single coin go fuck urself buy me free instead” and the butthurt gits real etc etc and then it turns out the dudes owner aint that cool of a guy and mistreats most of his thralls and skwis wont have that when he finds out blah balb ~~~the gay adventure gits even realer~~~~~~~

rules: tag 10 followers you would like to get to know better - smol grama - smol spider - hank chan desu - kellyyy - blår - kririkriiririririri - cana-banannaaannn - king of trash - snackbro - bessssssssss - also shannon i know you wanna go on 

real tho anyone just go for it run RUN 

------ Name: tom

Birthday: 27th of January 1993

Star sign: aquarius

Gender: ???????

Height: 164 cm / 5′4:ish (?)

Sexual orientation: ??????????????????????????

Favourite colour: (x) (x) (x) (x)

Time right now: 18:31 and gabi just left for the airporrrttthuheuehuehue

Average hours of sleep: öhm id prefer like 8h but that rarely happens haha

Lucky numbers: 13, 7, öh... idk i dont really have one i just like those two

Last thing i googled: “bokskog”

Number of blankets I sleep with: one singular blanketer and a ton of pillows

Favourite fictional character: dont get me started 

Favourite bands: dont get me STARTED

Last Movie I Saw in Theaters: jurassic world with matti and robin!

Dream trip: ooohhh iceland, wyoming and i would like to travel up north in sweden too 

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon 

regular scheduled soft dad back/scalp massages because migraine is a bitchand of course the famous bootyshorts i will never let that one go that is just how it is not its life as we know itE - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what