#brido

Gen 4 Trentallia Monarchs

Procrastinating story things by working on future story things that I'll probably never get to. I won't spoil who's who (though you're welcome to guess) but I'll share some random facts about them:

Three of them are descendants of asshat

Three are related to Archer

Two get married

One inherits the throne because their older sibling abdicates

One never marries and names their nibling (niece or nephew) heir

Often in comedy, people mistakenly assume that just being honest makes for the best comedy. Honesty is a great source and motivator for comedic material, but comedians still have to do plenty of work and exhibit a high level of craftsmanship to make honest stories from their life into refined bits of comedy.

Mike Bridenstine indeed draws from the well of his own life, whether it be being married to a black woman as a white man or witnessing one of the greatest bull fights of all time, but has also spent many years working on those stories like a fine aged whiskey on this debut album, The Hungry Wolf Hunts Best. 

You should also note that Mike recorded this album on a single night with no edits like you were there. Such things are increasingly rare in comedy albums these days, but this hour from Bridenstine seems to be all the better for it.

The Hungry Wolf Hunts Best comes out this Friday, August 11th from AST Records, but you can pre-order it on iTunes, Amazon, and Google Play now.

P.S. these promo videos for the album are pretty sweet.

Basic information

Current Monarch: Queen Cataleya

Heir: Crown Prince Augstin

Notable Facts:

Has the coldest climate on the simentinet.

While the sun rises and sets normally most days out of the year, the weather is mainly overcast and cloudy.

During the peak of winter, Brido experience Polar night where the sun does not rise for around 30 days.

Blizzards in Brido have been said to last weeks and drop up to 20 feet of snow in some areas.

Major cities in Brido have a tunnel system between buildings to facilitate commutes during the harsher weather.

The citizens of Brido are known to have as cold of a personality as the weather.

Because of the harsh weather, many do not travel to or from Brido.

Brido was originally created to house a prison for the various countries in the simentient as the island and harsh weather made escape difficult. While the country has evolved from being just a prison, it is still used to exile or imprison the worst offenders.

The pale skin and cold nature of the citizens inspired the mythology of vampires.

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