#bridgeteverett

Sunday, October 27th:

(streaming shows): Lioness (Para+, spy thriller fka "Special Ops: Lioness", season 2 opener, first 2 eps), Tulsa King (Para+), A Virtuous Business (netflix), Orb: On the Movements of the Earth (netflix)

(original made-for-TV movies): "Return to Sender" (UPtv, earlier, ~2hrs), "The 5-Year Christmas Party" (HALL, 2hrs), "Don't Scream, It's Me" (LIFE, 2hrs+)

(earlier - hour 0): America's Funniest Home Videos (ABC), 60 Minutes (CBS)

(hour 1): The Simpsons (FOX) / . / Universal Basic Guys (FOX), Ridley (PBS, part 1 of two, penultimate), Tracker (CBS, start time varies by timezone)

(hour 2): Bob's Burgers (FOX) / . / Krapopolis (FOX), The Penguin (HBO), FROM (MGM+), Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon (AMC|AMC+, ~85mins, penultimate), The Marlow Murder Club (PBS, series stateside premiere), The Equalizer (CBS), "Chris Brown: A History of Violence" (ID|MAX, documentary, 2hrs), Halloween Wars (FOOD, season 14 finale)

(hour 3): The Franchise (HBO) / . / Somebody Somewhere (HBO, final season 3 opener), Outrageous Pumpkins (FOOD, season 5 finale), Press Your Luck (ABC, "Halloween Spooktacular" special)

Sunday, January 16th:

(streaming weekly): "1883" (Para+), SEAL Team (Para+, penultimate), Bulgasal: Immortal Souls (netflix)

NFL (conference Wild Card Playoffs): Philadelphia Eagles at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (FOX) San Francisco 49ers at Dallas Cowboys (CBS|Para+|Amazon) Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs (NBC|Peacock)

(original made-for-TV movies): "Fishing for Love" (UPtv, ~2hrs), "My Best Friend's Secret Life" (LIFE, 2hrs+),   "The Runner" (Shudder, horror)

(earlier - hour 0): America's Funniest Home Videos (ABC, Bob Saget tribute clips)

(hour 1): "Around the World in 80 Days" (PBS), Power II: Ghost (Starz), Legends of the Hidden Temple (theCW), 60 Minutes (CBS, special time)

(hour 2): All Creatures Great and Small (PBS), Britannia (EPIX, season 3 opener), Euphoria (HBO), Claws (TNT), Two Sentence Horror Stories (theCW, season 3 opener, 60mins)

(hour 3): Vienna Blood (PBS), Yellowjackets (SHO, season 1 finale), The Righteous Gemstones (HBO, 35mins) /   / Somebody Somewhere (HBO, series premiere)

(hour 4 - latenight): Smiling Friends ([adultswim], 30mins)

It’s that fourth-of-July, red-white-and-blue summertime feel, probably the 1960s. Upstate New York. I’m performing in a waterski show, She-shells of Summertime Shellebration, with the legendary, local poster girl, Bridget Everett.

There is nothing sexier than waterskiing with Bridget Everett.

Bridget encapsulates liquid sunshine, she is the embodiment of a waterskiing cocktail of French vermouth and pineapple juice running down your chin. Nectarous and smooth, saccharine and thrilling.

Bridget skis in a lively blue and cream tropical swimsuit, large conch shells protruding from her bosom, the sash around her waist picked up in the breeze of the wake behind her, her blonde locks wafting like bedsheets. Because I am not Bridget, I am in beige, with a boring mollusk made of styrofoam bonneting my head. I look like a weird humanoid hybrid meant to diminish in her haze.

On the water, her flesh becomes a buoyant prism in the waterski globe of my dream, an American portrait of juvenescence in a mist of crystalline summer lake water. Her waterskis are glittering sheaths gliding over the water as if she were weightless. Her conch shells bounce lightly like bobbing heads.

Bridget’s cheeky, coy laugh dances on the water, turning the mist into sunshine stars. Her smile begs men and gods to not forget her. She has everyone’s eye. She has everyone’s heart.

‘Little Evil’ Trailer: Adam Scott’s Stepson Is the Antichrist!! Check It Out!! #LittleEvil, #Netflix, #EvangelineLilly, #AdamScott, #BridgetEverett, #DonaldFaison

Synopsis – Gary who has just married Samantha the woman of his dreams, discovers that her six-year-old son may be the Antichrist.

Directed – Eli Craig

Starring – Evangeline Lilly, Adam Scott, Bridget Everett

Check out the trailer: