#brick mojo

Who was the one to propose: Princess. they were on their 100000000th date and she was like “JUST MARRY ME ALREADY JFC”

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Princess because everything must be perfect

Who decorated the house: Princess lol Brick you’re awful do something 

Who does the cooking: I’m gonna say Brick because him and his bros lived alone for a long ass time and he probably had to make his own food

Who is more organized: Princess

Who initiates bedroom fun: Brick~

Who suggested kids first: Neither. It was an accident. They hated the idea of kids until it actually happened

Who’s more dominant: Princess sometimes she brings whips and junk into the equation and he’s like “OMG NO. …Okay”

Who’s the cuddler: Surprisingly? Brick

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.Brick’s the big spoon because Princess is so wittle

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Movie time

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Princess

Who kills the spiders: Princess (she’s fucking ruthless)

Who falls asleep first: Brick passes out hard

A head canon: Brick secretly thinks Princess is just the most adorable thing

Their relationship summed up in a gif: I was about to choose something funny but then I passed This 

I think THIS is why I like them so much^^^

Do they have any “rituals”? Fake plotting against the PPGs. It’s like fantasy football for crazy people

Who is louder? Princess

Who is more experimental? Princess

Who takes more risks? Brick

Do they fuck or make love? Fuck

Lights on or off? Off

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Brick

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Princess. She would suggest Darla Dimple

Who comes first? Brick but she makes him go again until she’s satisfied

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Princess is better And she prefers it

Who is more submissive? Brick 

Who usually initiates things? Princess

Who is more sensitive? Who knows? They both get mad and loud when they’re upset 

Who has the most patience? Princess