So I managed to get my hands on that Prom Royalty envelope that went “missing” during prom the other night. I bet you’re all just itching to know who won the titles, hmm?
Well let’s start off with Prom Prince: there was a two-way tie here; and neither of them I agree with... Bunni Seokjin & Sawyer Evans. You two losers have officially tied for this year’s prince. It looks like you’ll have to share the crown (cause we all know that even though this is a school of rich kids, the school won’t buy a second for you, Sawyer).
This year’s Prom Princess matches one of our princes... Rose Brent. It looks like you got out of the hospital just in time, sweetheart. I hope you didn’t dance too much. We don’t want you running out of breath again.
And now for the royalty people actually give a shit about... King & Queen (cause lbr, does anyone actually pay attention to Prince & Princess?)...
This year’s Prom King... with an outstanding number of votes... is Silas Campbell! Hmm, I guess everyone really does love a bad boy; though that’s probably not the case. He probably just won to match all the pity votes given to his little dying girlfriend.
With that said, this year’s Prom Queen... Thea McAllister. (any CW fans out there find it as amusing as I do that Thea got Queen? Get it? No? Okay...) Now this is probably the only royalty that makes sense. The girl’s only got a few years left at most; and you all did the kind thing and gave her this sweet little memory... Such a shame she couldn’t make prom.