I think I could beat up Batman with a steel chair and no prep
I want to see Scarecrow be cornered by Batman only for there to be a loud, metallic bang, followed by a thud, because I hit Batman over the head with the steel chair and now he's laying on the floor. I'd hit him again if he moved
(i am sos so sorry for taking so long to answer this i got not notifs for it???? legit surprise to see this show up so hello!!!)
And I completely agree! And iirc Joke hits Batman with a plank and that like,, knocks him out. I don't keep up with DC stuff so I'm forgetting where but like,, you totally could. It's doable. I think what's needed here is the element of surprise, since face-to-front he'll just block you/ dodge and let you miss. Same with side-to-side hits. Behind could work assuming he's occupied to have his attention off you.
Like the scenario you brought up is reasonable on, again, assuming he doesn't see you AS the threat, but rather needing to be saved from the threat. I wish I knew more about how the Batfam worked, but from what I'm gathering, they'd laugh their ass off at how a stunt like that knocked him out. Not Bane. Not Joker. Definitely not like, anyone else. No. But you, dear anon, with the power of a normal plank. Maybe it works like cartoon logic. Maybe he's wearing the best armor to date within WE and he can't make the math math as to how a ppank from some normal guy knocked him out. It's been hours. He has multiple chalkboards. A sneeze away from snapping.
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Could we have a part 2 od demon killing game mc. With Diavolo and the others. Luke would enjoy it though.
My sincerest apologies, Anon, but I've never done a series like that. Perhaps you're thinking of @/harunayuuka2060; she (I believe female pronouns) did a Game!MC series some time ago. Maybe you mixed us up somehow?
However, if you describe what part 1 of the series was in detail, I could do my own interpretation of it.
My I request an Mc that plays games that involve demons like the midnight game and they tell the brothers they where fun to play.
I don't know what the midnight games are, but I'm assuming their horror games. And I'm also assuming you kill the demons there.
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MC: *playing the game, killing demons* These motherfuckers-
Satan: Language. What're you playing anyway?
Levi: You've been there for a few hours.
Lucifer: I'm also curious; the game must be very good if you've been there for so long.
MC: *still killing demons* It's a game where you have to rescue your husband from demons. You're killing the demons by using holy water, molotovs, and a gun. *fire explosion noises*
The twins: ........
Asmo: .........Sweetie........
Satan: *pissed* In what realm did you think playing that was okay?
Brothers & dateables x male Mc or Gender neutral Mc that gets turned into a giant dog half of Cerberus size. If that’s okay cuz MC or Solomon has a small mistake or startled
also idk how to make the asks anon so bear w/ me here people im still learning-
Everyone!~ reacting to an Gn!MC that's almost as big as Cerberus!
splittin' this into ✨ 2 parts ✨
pt. 2 ima do in mornin'
I tried keepin' this short and-
Lucifer:
oh lord diavolo what happened-
if mc made the mistake then he'll give a short lecture regarding their safety and responsibility
but solomon better count his blessings and pray to whoever he believes in
he'll need it after lucifer is done w/ him
now this is a problem since 1. its basically a smaller version of Cerberus and 2. diavolo might visit
got you a dog bowl and although it might've been lowkey insulting it's not like you could use an actual plate
besides it means cerberus is slightly less lonely now
speakin' of cerberus guess who got a new playmate
he openly takes photos of you and sometimes has you in his office
he likes petting you and once asked you to bark for him
honestly thinks you look cute as a dog homeboy will never admit-
you sleep at the end of his bed curled up
Mammon:
somehow doesnt panic for this
my guy is having a field day with this he's thinkin' of new ways to get money w/ you as a dog
saw you as the way nicer version of cerberus so he suggested replacing cerberus with you
lowkey thanking you or solomon for this mistake
one plan actually worked somehow but that's only cuz you tackled the guy and took his wallet
he was pettin' you one day and discovered your fur reached his a little past his elbow
eyes dilated SO BIG AFTER KNOWING THIS
he hugs you so much since you're so fluffy and this is WAY BETTER than the time when you were a cat
offers to brush you since it's a time consuming task and it gives him a chance to spend more time with you
that and he doesnt want anyone else near you classic mammon
your fur is x2 as fluffy after and asmo had to drag mammon away from you in order to also be smothered in fuzz
always stopped from doin' dumb shit by you since you pull him to the floor by his uniform/ jacket
he hates you for that but you look absolutely adorable so he can let it slide
he wants you to sleep ontop of him but his nature to lie about that says no
you do anyways :)
Leviathan:
would've been better if you were a fish or somethin' tbh
was surprised when he first saw you as a dog. he didnt expct you to be that big, even if you were half of cerberus's height
laughs if you made the mistake but will apologize profusely if you walk away from that
calls solomon more unreliable and useless than himself for making a mistake like this
likes to personally feed you food. you always take it so gently from his hand
you scared him at one point and he accidentally kicked you. he didnt know whether to ask if your okay or say sorry so-
he said are you sorry and you hold that over him when it wears off
you playfully bite his hand and he thought you either were mad at him or thought he tasted good
takes tons of photos of you without shame
likes grooming you and that too, made your brain go hhhhhhhhhh
it was raining once and you ran outside and came back muddy
mc sweetie, why. just why. now he has to bathe you, you stupid normie why did you go outside-
got flustered and couldnt finish when he had to wash you underbelly and tail so Asmo finished that for him
you force him to sleep by growling or pulling his pant leg
he agreed once you threatened to unplug his pc using your mouth
grumbled about it but immediately forgot sbout it when you layed ontop of him
Satan:
he was on cloud 9 sincw you felt like the fuzzy, warm version of a weighted blanket
weighted blanket pt. 1
Asmodeus:
prefers cats but he makes exceptions
launched levi into a tree upon learning he accidentally kicked you
solomon stop hiding satan wont hurt you not much anyway he promise
chuckles if youre the reason youre a dog
takes few photos of you, but they're all really good
definition of: "arent ya tired of being nice? dont ya just wanna go apeshit?"
encourages you to wreck havoc
dragged mammon away from you since he wouldnt stop hugging you
he's very chill w/ you if you knock anything over and forgives you easily
he took you on a walk and someone tried gettin him to sell you to the them
needless to say they became ✨nonexistent✨
finds it annoying when you poke him using your snout
like mc what do you want im tryna read-
uses you as a pillow when laying down to read
didnt believe mammon when he said you had very thick fur and was also surprised
constantly buries his face in your fur
he brushes you using a brush sprayed with a perfume/cologne of your choice so you smell good whenever you walk
despite being a rather large dog, you're very quiet, so he had to get you a collar with a bell he stuck on
honestly just vibes w/ you. he could've thought up of plans to make lucifer look bad but that means actually thinking about lucifer so-
he forces you to sleep at the same time as him
you sleep at the end of his bed or next to him
Beelzebub:
overjoyed but the amount of fur you shred is ridiculous
cant get over it but he does it for you
dissapointed in solomon for doing this
worried over you since it mightve hurt being turned into a dog
takes tons of good photos at any angle and they always blow up
likes seeing how much fur you have exactly and he tests this by smothering himself in fur
like mammon, he also agrees to replacing cerberus with you
takes on the bathing part but his bathtub constantly has ring of fur on the sides
loves when you poke him w/ your snout
you once whined for him to come back ro five you more attention as a joke and man has never sprinted faster
mc if ya wanted more pets all ya has to do was ask. asmo is very willing to give💕
the one time he takes naps so he can you use as a body pillow pt. 1
somewhat considered turning your shredded fur into a fur coat but thought that would be a hassle
and thought if that meant he was technically wearing your hair for a coat
also personally feeds you
scratches the good parts that make being a dog a good thing
got lint rollers for the sole purpose of you sleeping on his bed
Belphegor:
weighted blanket pt. 2
he cant contain his joy about this he just cant
is highkey thanking either of you for this moment
its canon beel loves dogs, so this is the first time in his life he uses his phone alot
and its to only take photos of you
even to beel you were rather large but that just meant there was more to love💕
he loves doing physical activities with you bcuz now you can slightly keep up with him more
now spending alot more time with you
not that he suddenly wants to, but he always took a backseat when it came to spending time with you
uses you as a physical weight when working out and remembered this time you were there
the one person who can carry you even though you were basically beel's size
takes you on walks frequently to show you off in all your glory
was very surprised when you managed to tackle beel to the ground. but was also somehow proud of that
you sleep ontop of him like a good dog
weighted blanket pt. 3
happy seeing his twin happy
but hates this so much
he cant force you to take naps with him anymore so that means he has to actually push you away from the brothers
cant use you a body pillow since apparently laying your weight against a dog regardless of size is a bad thing
satan was ashamed after learning this
your too hyper now, and sleeping ontop of him isnt the same since your not a person right now
blames either you or solomon for this since this now inconviences him ALOT
he just wants his alive body pillow is that too much to ask
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