The bar was crappy. The music was too loud, the lights were too dim, and the beer tasted like piss; but when Church complained, Tucker was adamant that it was a good thing.
âLetâs be real here. Who comes to a bar like this for a good time? No one,â he said, clapping Church on the shoulder and waving absently at the crowd. âPeople come to bars like this to get drunk and hook up. And we are here to hook you up.â He paused. âIâm sick of seeing you mope about, dude.â
While crude, Tuckerâs argument was a sound one, so Church sat at the bar and nursed beer after shitty beer, making conversation with the people in his vicinity. But despite Tuckerâs confidence in the plan, things werenât going well. The few people he had flirted with had rebuffed him, and he wasnât interested in anyone else at the bar. By the time he picked his way through the crowd to find Tucker, he was drunk and discouraged and ready to leave. He saw that his friend was engaged in conversation, and waited somewhat awkwardly for it to end.
âIâm striking out left and right, dude,â he said once Tucker was next to him. âIâm just gonna pay my tab and go. I donât want to be a drag.â He turned to head back to the bar, but Tucker grabbed his arm to try and dissuade him, so he was looking straight at the door when she walked through.
The first thing Church noticed was her hair. A wonderfully warm shade of red, pulled back into a low ponytail. Her face was serious, but lovely, and her eyes were sharp and bright. She was wearing a well-worn biking jacket, plain white tank top, and broken-in jeans. She carried a sleek black helmet under her arm, the mirrored visor clearly reflecting everything in the bar. The fading bruise under her left eye and the way she carried herself said that she wouldnât hesitate to beat the shit out of anyone who crossed her.
She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. From Churchâs perspective, it was like time had slowed down, and he took in every detail of her as she shrugged off her coat and sat down at the end of the bar. He had to talk to her. It was fate.
(It should be mentioned that Church, an inveterate cynic, was not a man given to overly romantic notions like âfateâ and âlove at first sightâ. However, it should also be mentioned that at this point in the evening he was very drunk, and intoxication tended to sway more than his sense of balance.)
âDude, what the fuck? Are you having a stroke?â Tucker shook Churchâs shoulder, snapping him back to the matter at hand. âEarth to Church. You okay?â
Church looked Tucker right in the face and said âIâm fine. Better than fine.â Tucker leaned back a bit and skeptically looked Church up and down, clearly off put by the sudden change in tone.
âYouâre oddly cheerful. Especially for someone whose supposedly had no luck all night.â
âYou know,â he replied, âI think Iâm gonna make one last try. I think my luck has just changed.â
Despite his acquaintancesâ claims to the contrary, Tucker was a smart man. So his reaction of âshe just walked in, didnât she?â was almost instant. With a sighed âgod, you must be sloshed,â he turned to survey the crowd.
âWhich one is she?â
âThe one on the end, with the red hair.â
Tucker took one look at her and his eyes widened. âChurch, as your friend, I want you to listen to me when I tell you that this is a bad idea.â
âWhat?â Church was incredulous. âHow could she be anything but wonderful?â
âChurch. Church. Look at me.â Church tore his gaze away and looked at his increasingly emphatic friend. âSheâs a biker. Now, while a lot of bikers are pretty decent people, there is one law of relationships that you must know. That rule is âbiker bitch-bad business.â Itâs an alliteration, dude; thatâs how you know itâs legit.â
Church was nonplussed. âThatâs dumb.â
âMan, Iâm just trying to save you the horrors I endured."
âThatâsâŚoddly nice of you. Thanks?â Church looked back over at her, and thought a bit more before speaking. âAnd I appreciate the gesture, but I have to go talk to her. I just have to.â Church patted Tucker on the shoulder before weaving his way to the bar. Tucker sighed, and went down to the other end of the bar to get a drink.
âExcuse me, mind if I sit here?â Church asked, gesturing to the stool beside her. She turned from her drink and looked him up and down.
âI guess not,â she said, and turned back to face the bar. Church kept his eyes on her as he sat down, and tried to come up with some way to start a conversation.
âNo, I donât want you to buy me a drink, no, I donât come here often, and no, I am not going to tell you how I got this bruise,â she snarked. âThat make things easier?â
âI just wanted to ask your name,â he said, somewhat taken aback.
âOh did you?â She scoffed, took a sip of what looked like whiskey and seemed to think for a moment. âItâs Tex.â
âTex, huh? Thatâs a nice name. Suits you.â
That earned him a glance, and not a hostile one at that. Church managed to hold her gaze, although he felt his face heat up a bit. âOh, you think so?â She shrugged. âWhat do they call you?â She asked.
âWell they usually call me Church, but my first name is Leonard.â
She raised her glass in a half-salute. âNice to meet you, Leo.â
He tilted his beer in turn. âThe pleasureâs mine.â
They each took a sip, then sat in silence. Church was unsure how to talk to her; he didnât want to drive her off. âWhatcha drinking?â he asked, a harmless enough question.
âJack, neat.â she said. âWhy?â
âJust curious.â
Tex shrugged at that, took another sip. She considered him for a moment, before asking âso why me? Out of all the-â she paused, seemed to search for the right word- âfine specimens in this bar, why did you decide to come talk to me?â
She turned in her seat, swiveling to face him head-on. Her gaze was stone-cold, challenging him to answer her. It was too much, and his brain couldnât stop him from saying anything before the words âYouâre so lovelyâ fell out of his mouth.
Which was clearly the wrong thing to say. Her eyes widened and she tossed back her drink, before pulling out a couple of bills and sticking them under her glass. She waved to the bartender, pulled her coat on, and got up to leave.
Church got right up after her and walked alongside her, frantically trying to explain himself. âIâm sorry, that was really out of line, wasnât it? I didnât mean to make you uncomfortable at all, I just-aaaagh, Iâm sorry.â They got to the door, and in his less than sober state Church couldnât quite make it over the threshold; he tripped, but was saved from an unpleasant encounter with the gravel by Tex. Her arm shot out and caught him, and she pulled him up by the collar of his shirt.
The parking lot was empty, a fact that Church was grateful for. He could feel some soul-baring coming on, and heâd rather not flash any more people than absolutely necessary.
âJust let me apologize,â he said in a rush, before Tex could get a word in. âIâm sorry, itâs just-I saw you across the bar, and there was this connection, it was like fate-youâre the most beautiful woman Iâve ever seen, I had to talk to you.â He stood up straight and looked her in the eye, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Her expression was disdainful, to say the least. âOh please. Youâre drunk.â
Church shrugged. âYeah, I am. And tomorrow, Iâll be hung over. But youâll still be beautiful.â There was nothing more to say. He stood there, waiting for her response.
Her face shifted from startled, to angry, and finally settled on something quietly dangerous. Before she could say anything, he held up his hand to placate her and continued.
âIâm not saying we should run away together or anything like that. Iâm saying that there might be something at work here thatâs more than just random chance. I know itâs clichĂŠ, but I want to believe it. So please. I just want to give you my number. You donât have to call me, but if you think thereâs any chance that Iâm right, please do.â
He pulled out a pen, and patted down his pockets for something to write on. He finally found an old receipt in the back of his wallet, and hastily wrote his name and number on the crumpled paper.
He held it out for her to take, and there was a tense moment where she just looked at him with that same frightening stare. Church saw something in her eyes waver, and she reached out and plucked it from his hand. Tex shoved the scrap into her pocket and put her helmet on. She turned and walked away without a word, and Church followed suit soon after. As he opened the door to the bar he could hear the roar of her engine fade out as she tore down the road.
He made it back to Tucker, who wordlessly slid him one last bottle of beer.
âI told you, man; bad business.â
Church shrugged and took a pull off the bottle. Oh well. It was out of his hands now.
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âHello?â Church was halfway through lunch when his phone rang, and it was with some mild irritation that he answered it. The voice that answered him stopped him dead in his tracks, however, and any annoyance was quickly forgotten.
âHey, Church.â
âT-Tex?â It had been three weeks and five days since he had handed her his number in the bar parking lot (not that he was keeping count or anything).
âYeah, itâs me. Listen, I was wondering. You want to get coffee or something?â
A slow grin spread across Churchâs face. It seemed like he was right, and he had never been so glad.
âIâd love to.â