i've been playing stardew valley nonstop for three days and dude, you can't tell me that sebastian isn't chubby or at least has a pot belly
he is almost always at home, works from home too, spends his time reading graphic novels and usually has pizza for dinner
i imagine him as a couch potato, turning even lazier now that his biggest income is the farmer, living of decadent food and laying on the couch, you only realise he's there 'cause of the occasional burps he lets out
he only goes out to smoke, cause he feels too lazy to take his motorbike (he doesn't even like going to see the city, so why bother), and even smoking is overrated at some point when he doesn't want to leave the comfy bed
when he's forced to go out with sam and abigail he orders beer and pizza all for himself and loses on purpose on the billar to have more time to eat
at some point his hoodie can't hide his now gut, but he doesn't care. married life, he would excuse
so when you pick up his pig habits, the frozen tears that you gift him weekly become daily pizzas
