Aug 23, 2024
you're short but walk fast, like a hen on a rampage
Maybe I just need more musical accompaniment to properly walk in rhythm, Sam
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you're short but walk fast, like a hen on a rampage
Maybe I just need more musical accompaniment to properly walk in rhythm, Sam
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kit eventually just took the scissors back and any time elton tried the chat would say 'take the scissors away from him'. at one point he almost sliced his finger off with the child ones. it's horrifying.
oh my god⌠as if I didnât have enough to worry about in my life, now I need to add being concerned this beautiful idiot might slice his finger open with CHILD SCISSORS. Kit: keeper of the brain cell and the scissors.
i have 2% of an au that lives in my brain where they get suspended or something for cheating too much and have to make ends meat to stay in the country so elton says he'll go back to his weird escort shit even though he's super uncomfortable with it now so he goes for stripper instead, and kit gets a job as wait staff in a white button up and super tight black dress shorts. EVERYONE tries to touch his ass, mostly gross middle aged 'i'm 100% straight' men. elton has jumped off the pole numerous times to punch their noses in. they'd fire them for it, but the little old widow ladies seem to think they're such nice boys and keep coming back to check in on them.
Iâm posting this because i need it on my blog forever. Iâve only just heard of your au and i love it so much. Kit is popping a few buttons on the shirt, keeping it flirty but still classy enough. I KNOW those disgusting middle aged ~straight men are just frothing at the mouth, their anger at war with their desire to grab some cheek. Bachelorette parties? Full on giggling and blushing at Eltonâs routine. Younger 20-something fratty gym bros? Absolutely mumbling homophobic slurs under their breath and eventually absolutely getting their asses beat.
you have to be reminded of your crimes
I MADE THE GIFSET FOR YOU!!!!!!!
what did my kitten ever do to deserve a lack of a good luck kiss smh
He asked for ONE (1) good luck kissy and this man denied him??? During pride month????? Straight to the shadow realm.
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what is your favorite hot chocolate
Stephen's hot chocolate
i like the just basic chocolate the most, but the one im drinking right now is chocolate and mint
oh no you do birthday songs i'm so sorry
lmao honestly? I really like doing it!! But there arenât that many of us who work there and everyone else HATES singing so I have to beg my coworkers every time shfjeksjdsna. We (and by we I mean my one specific coworker, who is away for two weeks) also write on the dessert plates, and I need to show you this plate from last night because lol:
Top is mine, bottom is Danielleâs. I wrote mine out and turned it toward everyone and was like, âguys, what do we think?â Absolute silence. People covered their mouths and averted their eyes. Danielle finally said, âoh my godâŚgive me that.â
the amount of weather talk i do at work is so depressing and yet it works
Isnât it so silly?? If thereâs one thing customers can never get enough of talking about, itâs the weather. I was opening someoneâs wine last weekend and i glanced out the window and said, âwow, itâs really foggy all of a sudden,â and the people at my table took that and RAN with it.