when their girls are sick. featuring spoiled!reader and brat!reader

brat!reader who is also the type to not immediately tell alexia that she isn't feeling well. not because she hates inconveniencing her girlfriend, but because she has too much pride. she would stop by the pharmacy before heading home and take her medicine secretly. she would turn the entire house inside out before asking her girlfriend where the thermometer is because she doesn't need alexia to worry.

"hey. can you buy chicken soup on your way home?"

"si. thermometer is in the top bathroom drawer."

"...why would you say that?"

"you only ask for chicken soup when you're-- as you say-- feeling funny"

"I don't say that but okay"

"Its one of your weird english phrases. I'll ask pere if I can go home early"

"You don't have to Alexia"

"Don't call me Alexia. I'll be home in an hour."

"Ok Alexia. hurry with my soup"

"I love you too, weirdo"

she would never admit it but she loves it when alexia notices. alexia would definitely be the type to just know when her girlfriend is sick but she would never directly point it out because she knows her girlfriend feels bad. she would stock up on more teas, would ask to come home from training early, and would secretly reschedule all of her events for that week so that she can stay home.

vs.

spoiled!reader who texts Leah whenever she feels the slightest bit of discomfort. she's the type to text Leah for every little update, letting her know when she's taken her medicine, eaten lunch, taken a nap etc etc.

"lee my head hurts. I think I need to go to the hospital"

"baby we went yesterday and the doctor said it might be because you've been tying your hair too tightly during pilates"

"I'm worried 🥺"

"I'll be home in 20"

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"I googled my symptoms and apparently I may have a deadly bacterial infection. will you still love me if I have this bacterial infection? "

"baby you have got to stop trusting Google doctors. I'll send the driver to drive you to the hospital just in case. Meet you there, darling"

"and yes I will still love you."

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"baby the chef just told me the devastating news that there will be no deserts for this week's meal plan"

"yes because you're sick. doctor said you need to cut down on all the sugar foods"

"not even a mango parfait? 💔💔"

"no mango parfaits. sorry angel"

Leah is more than happy to indulge. best believe a little sniffle from her girlfriend and Leah is already snatching her car keys to go out and stock up on the softest overpriced premium tissues for her best girl.

“okay i said i was sorry— lo siento. now come give me a hug”

and alexia would be like: “im still mad at you. i told you it was nothing but you made such a big deal out of it”

brat would roll her eyes before realising doing so won’t get her a hug. so she juts out her bottom lip instead knowing her girlfriend isn’t immune to her pouting. a weakness she knows how to use. “that’s why i said sorry. NOW COME HUG ME SO I KNOW YOU’RE NOT MAD ANYMORE”

“But i am still mad…” alexia has this annoying trait of being able to hold a grudge.

“and I’m not.” she’d cross the kitchen, wrapping an arm around alexia’s waist. meanwhile alexia is standing as still as a statue. so brat!reader would forcefully take alexia’s arms and wrap it around her own waist, grinning when she faces no resistance from the Barcelona player. she would stand on her tip toes and sink her teeth into her girlfriend’s neck. then she would rain the bruising spot with wet kisses as if to sooth the wound she herself had inflicted— often in more ways than one. “so unfortunately that’s a you problem, baby”

this with alexia and brat!reader

LMAOO this is literally them.

brat!reader would NOT allow alexia to have a moment of peace.

they could be building an Ikea bookshelf together and brat!reader would try to bite alexia on the neck while she was distracted on step 21. OR

alexia could be bent over, trying to pick something off of the floor and brat!reader would just come up from behind, grab her by the hips, and start air humping her like a lunatic. OR

they could be around alexia's family and alba and brat!reader would definitely team up together to annoy the fuck out of alexia. teasing her across the dinner table, randomly starting water fights in the pool with Alexia unfortunately in the middle etc etc.

no moment of peace for La Reina

oh plentyyy! i know they're kind of a push-and-pull couple but they are the most love-sick fools

while alexia is known to rolls her eyes or glare at her lover half of the time, the other half is spent gazing at her girl with the loviest, love-sick eyes. "ew! alexia's looking at her weirdly!" "pina, shut the fuck up"

we've all established that brat!reader is a cat in human form. just like cats, she loves to cuddle and curl up on alexia's lap (when she feels like it)

the kind of couple to take those vintage photobooth photos where they're straight-up making out with each other in every pic

alexia always, always wears a hair-tie on her wrist-- not for herself-- but because she knows her girl will need it sometime during the day

"i love you" "hmm" "say it back or else im yanking the blanket off of you"

whenever brat!reader has a migraine, she would steal alexia's hand and put it on her shoulder without asking. out of habit, alexia would massage her tension points until the headache goes away

alexia drives with her hand on her girl's thigh. when she's not behind the wheel, that hand is still on her girl's thigh squeezing periodically

they steal each other's clothes-- in fact they share one big closet.

brat!reader lovessss forehead kisses. she practically melts every time

people tell them they bicker like an "old married couple" all the time and alexia would roll her eyes but secretly her heart flips. she's excited at the thought of marrying her

alexia's pre-game superstition is spending the entire morning listening to brat!reader's playlist that she made for her. its her routine and she does not share it with the rest of the locker room-- even when they beg her to use the aux

she’s soooo brat!reader coded with that lowkey brag about being alexia’s best meal of the night😭🤝🏼

OHMYGOD THAT'S LITERALLY BRAT!READER CORE

olga is lowkey how I would act if I was dating alexia omg. just look cute and give zero fucks x

we already established that brat!reader has a secret-but-not-secret spam account. so one night she posts a picture of alexia sitting in front of her at some fancy restaurant with the caption "im about to EAT tonight"

and mapi would be in the comments like "okay but where's the food?"

↪ brat!reader: it's right there????

↪ mapileon: oh

mapileon: praying for alexia tonight. her girl is hungry

alexiaputellas: 😛😛😛😛

alexiaputellas: no you

↪ mapileon replies to alexiaputellas: your mama follows this account. have some shame

lmaoooo well YES!

one thing about brat!reader is she WILL thirst over her girl in the comments. I love the idea of newer fans not knowing who the hell keeps commenting under alexia's posts, getting replies from the other barca girls etc etc until it eventually dawns on them that it's actually alexia's girl lol

"who's this user that keeps commenting weird shit under alexia's post? does she know alexia has a girlfriend?"

replied: "babe that IS her girlfriend" replied: "who's gonna tell her LMAOOO" brat replied: "god forbid a girl thirst on her girlfriend"

and as seen in all of my social media aus, brat!reader will comment the most unhinged shit:

brat replied: may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took your mama to the hospital to give birth to you.

brat replied: okay now send me the ones without the bikini

brat replied: zoooweeeemama

brat!reader has a crazy resting bitch face, mysterious aura etc etc. but little do people know she's texting alexia shit like:

"would you love me if i was a worm? like a cute worm"

"if i could be blind or deaf id be deaf so i don't have to listen to your bullshit but i can stare at that ass"

"can we keep arguing i was getting turned on"

"yo let me hit it" "bebe, it's 2pm"