Simplifying Brand Art My Beloathed
So I'm out shopping to restock my beauty products (as all good stories start, I know) when I couldn't find what I was looking for. Why? Because I wasn't reading the labels like a civilized person and just looking for familiar box art, you know, like the average person, when I made a horrible discovery!
MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MASCOT IS GETTING PHASED OUT!!!
Like Look at this guy!!! He's so whimsical! He started out as a water color painting by the founder's daughter! HE WAS ON EVERYTHING DOING DIFFERENT THINGS THAT RELATED TO THE PRODUCTS!!!
Now look at what we have! Nice looking (a very reluctantly conceded point, the art is still nice, i suppose) but generic/simplified art of just plants. Like before the lip balms had a little badger holding oranges for the orange balm, waving his magic want for unscented, etc etc- and now its starting to move onto the other products!? They're phasing my little dude out???
How could they do this to him???
Anyways I got so heated I learned out to make my own memes for the occasion. I might even draft a email to the company, once i settle down (I need a better argument other then yelling "badger! My sweet little badger! Oh what a world, what a horrible world!!!" over and over again while i kick my heels and roll around on the ground)















